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What was in Popeye's Can?

 
 
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 11:38 am
I notice that Poeye the Sailor, despite being rather frail looking, would inject a substance he called "Spinach. Suddeny, albeit briefly, he became agitated, quick to anger and had the strength of 10 men. Of course Spinach does not produce this effect. On the contrary, Spinach is quantity would provoke a feeling of lethargy. I suspect the can actually contained a potent combination of hashish, angel dust and methamphetemines, perhaps with a dash of spinach to make the cocktail more palatable. Anyone care to discuss?
 
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 11:53 am
mmm, Them's fightin' woids!
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 12:12 pm
I'm not sure what he ate besides spinach, it may have cantained drugs. However, I could never understand why Popeye and Pluto would fight over who would get to romance Olive Oil.
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 01:09 pm
It was a cocktail of ephedrine, testosterone, and GH.
You know, the same thing pro baseball players carry around in their duffel bags.
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 01:52 pm
Well, blow me down!!!
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 03:20 pm
I think Slappy may be closest to finding the true ingredients. Popeye does have some of the symptoms of steroid abuse such as baldness and his excessivly large forearms. But I also supect the cocktail had some halluconogenic effects as he was strongly attracted to the anorexic possibly heroin abusing Olive Oyl.
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 03:33 pm
I'm pretty sure that what was in Popeye's can was the spinach he ate the day or two before.
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 04:30 pm
I swear it was Prince Albert.
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 05:17 pm
Could have been ma huang.
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 12:17 pm
My understanding of the effect under discussion is that spinach, despite being so distasteful to eat, is fabulously healthy - in fact so health as to confer upon the eater a strength and speed far greater than a normal human being. The whole process only takes a few seconds.
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 01:22 pm
No, Nick. No one adds spinach to anything to make it more platable.
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 02:00 pm
Popeye wouldn't have lied to me, and he told me that "he fights to the finish 'cause he eats his spinach". Perhaps an odd metabolism prevented his becoming lethargic from the spinach o.d.
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 02:30 pm
Maybe that green stuff makes him stronger and tell lies, too.
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 04:10 pm
Is nothing sacred?
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 04:17 pm
Personally I always wondered what was in his pipe.
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 06:18 pm
http://forum.gewinnspiele.com/images/%20smiles/smiley_rasta2.gif

Oh, that was all green too!!
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 06:20 pm
"I fights to the finish,
'coz I smokes me hashish

I'm Popeye the SmugglerMan".


Has a certain charm to it.
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 06:25 pm
colorbook said...

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I'm not sure what he ate besides spinach, it may have cantained drugs. However, I could never understand why Popeye and Pluto would fight over who would get to romance Olive Oil.


What? You didn't think Olive Oyl was hot? That chick drove me wild! That seductive walk of hers, those big eyes, and the lips.... wow!

I still have a poster of Olive Oyl on my bedroom ceiling.

http://www.popeye-n-olive.com/Olive3.gif
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 06:42 pm
Canned spinach. Yuck! I'm surprised he didn't upchuck.
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 06:52 pm
Hey Gustaf that's why Popeye's wedding tackle was so smooth and wrinkle-free. He was always dipping it into Oli......................... <joke suspended by PoorTasteBlockingSoftware>
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