"who is this and why are you calling so late, i'm in my pajamas?"
"Oh, huh? what? This is god? Really?"
"uhh...what's that? Santa's there too and he says hi? okay, tell santa i said hi back!"
"Ohhh, wait is the tooth fairy there?"
"she is? you tell that bitch she owes me money!"
"okay, thanks, sorry what was it that you wanted god?"
"...what!? uhmm...no i don't have to pee, why?"