Reply Sun 13 Jun, 2010 04:04 pm
Inspired by the hard working hamsters of a2k:
How much ham could a hamster hamper if a hamster could hamper ham?
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G-Thomson
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jun, 2010 04:23 pm
How many bags could a bin man bag if a bin man could bag bags?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jun, 2010 04:24 pm
How much mulch could could a goat put in a gulch if a goat had mulch to put in a gulch.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jun, 2010 04:25 pm
@G-Thomson,
How many yokes can a yokel yoke if a yokel could yoke yokes?
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jun, 2010 04:28 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

How much mulch could could a goat put in a gulch if a goat had mulch to put in a gulch.

That's soooo beautiful!! That's sooooooooo beautiful!!
http://benjismith.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/crying-monkey.jpg
These aren't tears of sadness but tears of joy!!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jun, 2010 04:29 pm
How many rats could a sackful of cats catch if a sackful of rats went unattached
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jun, 2010 04:42 pm
Hors d'oeuvres and proverbs divine the sooth of the truth unless the canapés do not compute.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jun, 2010 04:44 pm
Ain't it the trut'
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George
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jun, 2010 04:48 pm
@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:

Hors d'oeuvres and proverbs divine the sooth of the truth unless the canapés do not compute.

Whoa.
I just flashed on Danny Kaye doing:
The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon;
the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jun, 2010 05:13 pm
Quasimoto cooly quaffed a quick cool quenching cup of coco coffee mocha
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jun, 2010 06:15 pm
she sits she shifts, sits shifts, shifts sits, shifts, sits, sits shifts.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jun, 2010 06:15 pm
@George,
I loved that movie.

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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jun, 2010 06:17 pm
@George,
Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins: They broke the chalice from the palace?
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon...?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda: Right.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No!!! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that.
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Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jun, 2010 08:20 am
@tsarstepan,
Quote:
How much ham could a hamster hamper if a hamster could hamper ham?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jun, 2010 04:34 pm
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

From http://schott.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/06/14/as-i-always-say/?ref=opinion&nl=opinion&emc=tya3

Joe (stolen from a quote in the NYT from a guy named Steven McGeady)Nation


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