Fri 7 Nov, 2003 01:37 pm
"I will personally reward $25,000 dollars to the families of each and every Spammer who kills himself," Gates announced to a shocked crowd. "Spam is scum, and it's ruining everything I've worked for. I will not allow these people to usurp my domination over commercial transactions on the internet."
Spammers are evil all right, but I think I fear Bill Gates even more.