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Oddities and Humor

 
 
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jan, 2017 01:42 pm
@edgarblythe,
I appreciate honesty. Wink
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timur
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2017 09:59 am
Mat Demon:

http://www.geekologie.com/2011/01/13/demon-rug-1.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2017 10:45 am
https://scontent.fhou1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15894762_1388511157847518_5056891924978196622_n.jpg?oh=5c1cb45278ad57ddcec36250bc13d25e&oe=58E427FF
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jan, 2017 02:49 pm
After being married for 55 years this month, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty-five years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 77-year-old woman. So I said to my wife "it seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jan, 2017 04:12 pm
Andy Borowitz
8 hrs ·
El Chapo Says He Will Build Great Tunnel, Make U.S. Pay For It
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jan, 2017 04:43 pm
@edgarblythe,
You sure they already don't have a few?
We're paying for it from the profit they're making from their drug sales.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/02/world/americas/mexico-drug-war-fast-facts/
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jan, 2017 06:14 pm
https://scontent.fhou1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/1780639_810931515682819_4438571822511889280_n.jpg?oh=28025cac6eff9db6815da29621ebac17&oe=591A375A
ossobucotemp
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jan, 2017 06:18 pm
@edgarblythe,
All they left were the ellipses...
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jan, 2017 12:51 am
http://assets.amuniversal.com/d4422150acae01341c1f005056a9545d
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 8 Jan, 2017 02:10 pm
https://scontent.fhou1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/l/t1.0-0/s480x480/15894636_10154171435340924_4188683068763708112_n.jpg?oh=38821e052e437d1c5922572dead869e7&oe=59182F4F
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2017 09:03 am
https://scontent.fhou1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15871800_1192775624124053_8456942175876911574_n.jpg?oh=ffc02fa0cbe4dbb7971f4f8cc1d9c51d&oe=59233956
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jan, 2017 07:57 pm
https://scontent.fhou1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/l/t1.0-9/16103_10151111924421371_475835148_n.jpg?oh=3f15c8a28f575a224845f75f9fe4b646&oe=591D813B
glitterbag
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jan, 2017 11:11 pm
@edgarblythe,
OH damn, I love it.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jan, 2017 05:51 pm
After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't
in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote."
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2017 05:07 pm
https://scontent.fhou1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/16114421_1250457555040960_6456278922929088645_n.jpg?oh=94acd93457123815cac746c82ff39dda&oe=591EC6E0
ossobucotemp
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2017 06:24 pm
So true.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 14 Jan, 2017 10:37 pm
@edgarblythe,
Not at the top of my list of concerns, edgar, but I'll give it some thought.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jan, 2017 08:44 am
@Roberta,
He's going to be the only living thing to witness the inevitable heat death of the universe.
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