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Oddities and Humor

 
 
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jun, 2015 07:23 am
@tsarstepan,
Or maybe the Meter Maid was joking..
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jun, 2015 01:19 pm
http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/RSBmKb1rYnljjrVA2ZhjVQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTI4ODtweW9mZj0wO3E9NzU7dz02MDA-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ucomics.com/far150621.gif
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FBM
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jun, 2015 06:42 am
A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer: "Oh, really. And who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man: "That would be my wife."
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jun, 2015 01:09 pm
@FBM,
This Caviar-Covered Twinkie Manages to Be Both the Classiest and Trashiest Fair Food Ever
http://www.grubstreet.com/2015/06/caviar-topped-twinkie.html?om_rid=AAAgmh&om_mid=_BVjEisB9DAKawq
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jun, 2015 05:16 pm
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bf/d0/df/bfd0df9ce3216fc2fdb34456b563af88.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jun, 2015 10:09 pm
Frozen meat from the 1970s seized in China
Hundreds of tons of meat worth $1.6 million seized

The meat was bound for restaurants, retailers and supermarkets in Hunan province, where it was found, and other Chinese provinces and major cities, according to a report from Xinhua, China's state news agency, on Tuesday.

The meat, which included poultry and beef, was confiscated on June 1 and was worth 10 million yuan ($1.6 million), the English-language China Daily said.

http://www.click2houston.com/news/frozen-meat-from-the-1970s-seized-in-china/33744398


Some packages were rotten and others were around 40 years old -- packed and stamped at the height of China's Cultural Revolution.

"The products fully filled an entire compartment. It was really smelly, and I nearly threw up when I opened the door," the China Daily quoted Zhang Tao, a local official, as saying.

CNN contacted customs authorities in Changsha, the provincial capital of Hunan, which said that local media reports on the meat seizures were correct but declined to give further details.

Month-long operation

Including the most recent operation, this month Chinese customs officials have seized more than 100,000 tonnes of smuggled frozen meat worth almost $500 million in crackdowns across 14 provinces and detained 21 smuggling groups, Xinhua reported.

The China Daily report quoted unnamed experts as saying that, as long as frozen meat shows no signs of thawing, customers can't tell fresh meat from meat that is decades old.
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FBM
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2015 01:55 am
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/943508_10151709197097324_1899366376_n.jpg

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/11403009_836224036447302_823351003614926609_n.jpg
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2015 08:44 am
@FBM,
I love Lunarbaboon. Very Happy
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2015 08:46 am
My brain won't let me comprehend math problems like that.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2015 08:54 am
@edgarblythe,
It's a pattern recognition problem.
3*2 = 6 but 7 is one number away: 1;
5*4=20 but 23 is three away: 3;
7*6=42 but 47 is five away: 5;
7*8=72 but 79 is seven away:7

See the ongoing pattern yet? It's based on odd numbers.

10*9=90 So by the pattern we need to use the 9. The answer would be 99.

FBM
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2015 09:28 am
@tsarstepan,
What I see is 3*2=6 and the next number in descending order of the multiplicants (maybe I made that word up?) is 1: 3,2,1. Add that next number to 6 and you get 7.

(3*2) + 1 = 7.
(5*4) + 3 = 23
(7*6) + 5 = 49
etc...
(10*9) + 8 = 98
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2015 09:42 am
@tsarstepan,
For some reason I thought prime numbers rather than odd so 101
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2015 09:47 am
@FBM,
Algebraically I can represent this as

(N+1) + N + (N-1)

So 98 works too.
FBM
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2015 10:00 am
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

Algebraically I can represent this as

(N+1) + N + (N-1)

So 98 works too.


Good work there. So it seems to me that there are (at least) two equally acceptable solutions. Hmm.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jun, 2015 06:28 am
@hingehead,
Oops. Massive typo

((N+1) * N) + (N-1)
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jun, 2015 09:43 am
Python: Snake Dies After Eating Porcupine in Lake Eland Reserve, South Africa
Images of the swollen snake were shared on social media. Park officials cut it open to discover the 30-pound porcupine but could not confirm the meal killed the snake, news outlets reported.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jun, 2015 09:46 am
@edgarblythe,
I suppose we couldn't hope the porcupine was still alive?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jun, 2015 09:49 am
@tsarstepan,
I don't think that was covered. Didn't read it all, however.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jun, 2015 09:54 am
https://www.facebook.com/topic/Python/128937780482062?source=whfrt&position=2&trqid=6165454704303226717
Link to the python story
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jun, 2015 12:55 pm
DETROIT, MI (KTRK) -- Police in Detroit spent 12 hours in a standoff with a pig this week.

The 400-pound animal was living in the basement of a home.

Police say this was a first. Detroit Police Department Captain Harold Rochon said, "Unbelievable. Nothing in my entire career (like this). Nothing like this -- ever."

Neighbors called police after the pig's owner died. He owned several homes on the block and died from heart disease recently. Some neighbors say he was a hoarder.

The basement where the pig was being kept didn't have stairs. There was about a foot of manure inside. Police had to build a ramp from debris to reach the animal.

Lance Powell with Animal Rescue said, "We built a ramp but she don't want to go up a ramp. It's kind of hard to make a 400-pound animal go up a ramp."

Rochon added, "They eventually they got the pig on the ramp and people pushed the pig up the ramp."

The pig was taken to a farm. If it does not have health problems it will be allowed to live there.
 

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