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Oddities and Humor

 
 
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2015 11:07 pm
@glitterbag,
This reminds me of something I read somewhere, maybe here.

A mom brought cupcakes to school for her kids birthday (we all remember the joy that brought), but she only brought enough for him and his immediate friends.

How could you do that?

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 07:17 pm
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/423194_379988118692553_1446452290_n.jpg?oh=fc8513c20818524ce47aaa1f87f40baf&oe=556F51D3
A possum in Australia broke into a bakery and ate so many pastries that it couldn't move. This is how they found him in the morning.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 07:22 pm
@edgarblythe,
I've read about that.
I'm sorry for the child of the clueless mother.
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 07:24 pm
http://api.ning.com/files/K1Z8jwjF7R1AscqFmh9JeKWolS3sUpwB413Hr4LNwnf1QdKNXPMOXlnyR4cWl9Lnnc36JI2kbnvvkLmIdiHDanx2touJuIQJ/apatheism.jpg
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 07:28 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/423194_379988118692553_1446452290_n.jpg?oh=fc8513c20818524ce47aaa1f87f40baf&oe=556F51D3
A possum in Australia broke into a bakery and ate so many pastries that it couldn't move. This is how they found him in the morning.

I wonder which flavor was its favorite....
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 07:39 pm
@tsarstepan,
When I was a little girl, I used to stand there looking into the fish case at the grocery store, and wish I could sneak in in after the store was closed, and put a kitty cat in there.

I see one kitty broke in himself and ate/destroy $1000 worth of seafood. Or, was he helped getting in? I hope so. I hope some little girl put him in there.

http://rt.com/files/news/34/22/30/00/hungrycat1.jpg
George
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 08:49 pm
@chai2,
"I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store."
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FBM
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2015 12:49 am
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/10940486_384570118370721_4158632435839115697_n.jpg
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vonny
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2015 04:38 am
The rarely sighted frilled shark (Chlamydoselachus anguineus) - whose ancestry dates back 80 million years and is known as a living fossil - has turned up in waters off southeastern Victoria, Australia. The ugly beast, which has 300 teeth over 25 rows, was caught by fishermen trawling in waters near Lakes Entrance in the state's Gippsland region. The men were left scratching their heads at the sight of the two-metre-long creature, whose head and body resemble an eel, but whose tail is more reminiscent of a shark.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03171/frilled-shark_3171332k.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2015 05:47 am
Were New York disposes of old subway cars
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--gyOK7P10--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/lafrfsxvb8iojwhzaqqi.jpg
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vonny
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2015 02:04 pm
Entertainers dressed in tennis ball outfits walk around the Rod Laver Arena at the Australian Open tennis tournament in Melbourne

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03171/potd-tennis-balls_3171786k.jpg
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2015 02:39 pm
@vonny,
Some Weirdo Put Severed Boar Heads Outside Two Vegetarian Restaurants
http://www.grubstreet.com/2015/01/severed-heads-outside-vegetarian-restaurants.html?om_rid=AAAgmh&om_mid=_BUv-49B8$5BmTd
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2015 02:56 pm
@tsarstepan,
That's not good. The boars needed those heads.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2015 02:58 pm
@edgarblythe,
They should have least thrown them in the recycle bin or on the fur rack. Not just the trash.
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vonny
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 05:00 am
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/boy-that-escalated-quickly-45-photos-32.jpg?w=600&h=784
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2015 11:37 am
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2015 05:04 pm
Vaccinations Made My Cat Autistic

When I took my cat Admiral Ticklebelly to his regular veterinary appointment, I was expecting a routine check-up – but I left with an autistic cat.



I may not be a “veterinarian,” but I have watched enough programs on feline behavior (just search YouTube for cat+riding+roomba) to know that Admiral Ticklebelly has caught autism.



The realization came shortly after my cat’s vaccinations last year – for rabies and feline distemper. My veterinarian insisted that vaccination was “required by law” and that it was “extremely important to the health of my cat” and that without vaccination my cat could “get really sick and die,” but I should have known better. I soon learned from holistic reading materials that vaccination = autism.






Ever since being vaccinated, Admiral Ticklebelly refuses to play with me, and rarely shows me any affection. When I enter a room, often he won’t acknowledge my presence, but rather remain staring out the window as if I am not even there. There have been nights when I wake suddenly to find him silently watching me in my sleep, and other nights when he will run down the hallway at full speed, unprovoked, chasing some imaginary ghost.



Of course I still love my autistic cat. That will never change, but I cannot help but wonder how the Admiral’s autism will affect him later in life. Will it be hard for him to make friends? Will it be a challenge for him to find love from less empathetic humans? What will his future look like when I’m no longer around? Society can be so closed-minded.



All I can do is stand up for the rights of pet owners who are yet to be victimized by the pro-vaccine system. Don’t let those corrupt government cogs down at the Furry Friends Pet Pawspital brainwash you with terms like “rabies epidemic*” and “feline leukemia.” We the People know our pets better than some “veterinarian” with a fancy medical degree.



*Editor’s Note: Admiral Ticklebelly passed away last week from complications due to an undetected case of feline leukemia.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2015 05:14 pm
@vonny,
Good one!
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2015 05:15 pm
@edgarblythe,
Giant cigarette butts?

Joe(menthol)Nation
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2015 05:20 pm
@vonny,
I once had Rod Laver autograph on his photo, and I remember riding past his arena when I visited Melbourne a couple of years ago.
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