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Oddities and Humor

 
 
demonhunter
 
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Reply Fri 30 Mar, 2012 11:26 pm
@edgarblythe,
on a TROLL.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 31 Mar, 2012 07:36 am
@demonhunter,
I suggest that you get professional help.
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JTT
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2012 09:52 am
Amazing!!

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/realistic-drawings-look-like-photographs-1333124926-slideshow/
Ceili
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2012 12:16 pm
@JTT,
Incredible talent. I love his subjects too.
JTT
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2012 03:23 pm
@Ceili,
It blows me away that anyone can even do that, Ceili.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 2 Apr, 2012 07:25 pm
"Enough ladies, I get it. You have periods." - Can you believe this guy?

Lee Aronsohn, ‘Two And A Half Men' Creator, Thinks Women-Centric TV Has Peaked
www.huffingtonpost.com
Lee Aronsohn, co-creator of the sitcom “Two and a Half Men," thinks that there are just too many women on television these days.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 4 Apr, 2012 06:35 pm





World's Largest Suspension Bridge Opens (PHOTOS)
www.huffingtonpost.com
The world's longest suspension bridge--Aizhai--opened in China on March 31.
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Irishk
 
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Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2012 04:38 pm
Look, you're not going to believe this. I've got snakes on a plane.

(I never did get around to seeing that movie lol)
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2012 04:38 pm
Press TV: Wikileaks: Bin Laden body was flown To US military mortuary
www.wikileaks-forum.com
Emails leaked from the US-based global security think tank, Stratfor, obtained by hacker group Anonymous suggest that Osama Bin Laden was not buried at sea but instead flown to US for cremation
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 7 Apr, 2012 10:23 am
DEALS
Chinese Teen Trades Own Kidney for Apple Products


http://m.gawker.com/5899987/chinese-teen-trades-own-kidney-for-apple-products
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RonPrice
 
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Reply Sat 7 Apr, 2012 10:44 pm
@edgarblythe,
Australian cartoonist, Bruce Petty, talking about obsessions said today there is an "endless search for endless, huge excitement, and it’s obsessional." "It’s an undercurrent," he went on, "of an awful lot of life, well my life." To me the word "excitement" translates to "meaning." I get excited about meaning and greater and lesser passions.
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Australian cartoonist Bruce Petty, when asked to describe "the domestic trail" of his life, said it was "utterly incoherent" and "a huge mystery." I laughed when I read those words. I liked Petty's honesty here. --Bruce Petty, "Wisdom Interviews," ABC Radio National, February 8, 2004.
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BARRY HUMPHRIES and Me

After watching The Man Inside Dame Edna1 last night, a documentary about Australian comedian, satirist and actor Barry Humphries---which originally went to air in Australia more than four years ago---I could not resist writing a short think-piece. I often call such a piece of writing a prose-poem. In this case it is about this international icon who has been part of my life since moving to Australia in the early 1970s.

“Entertaining people gave me a great feeling of release;” Humphries said, “making people laugh was a very good way of befriending them.”2 I also found this to be the case in my teaching career in Australia, a career which ended after three decades in the classroom in 2003.

Biographer Anne Pender described Barry Humphries in 2010 as not only the most significant theatrical figure of our time, but the most significant comedian to emerge since Charlie Chaplin.3 -Ron Price with thanks to 1 ABC1, 11:30-12:30 a.m., 1 & 2 April 2012, 2 Wikipedia, and 3 "Absurd moments: in the frocks of the dame,” by Steve Meacham, Brisbane Times, 15 September 2010.

I’ll have to read your award-winning
autobiography, More Please (1992),
when time permits, Barry, published
the year I got going with my poetry
with my eye on an early retirement.

You moved to London from Australia in
1959, the year I joined the Baha’i Faith.
I never heard of you until in ’71 I moved
Downunder. You nearly died in 1962, the
year I started my travelling and pioneering
for the Canadian Baha’i Community.1 When
I arrived in Australia in ’71-2 you teamed-up
with Phillip Adams and writer-director Bruce
Beresford to create a film version of the Barry
McKenzie cartoons. I could go on-&-on drawing
parallels between my life and yours, Barry, but...

I am not in your league. I may have become, though,
like you, addicted to applause, due to all those years
in classrooms where I was a big-hit, where I had that
entertaining role, a role which saved my skin and my
psyche, as tutor and teacher which took off at the same
time as yours, Barry, in the ‘70s. What a role it has been
and now I do it in the world of writing, but I’ll never be
famous or rich like you, Barry….Perhaps, though, I have
some of your insouciance. I like to think so, Barry, yes I do.

1 Humphries fell off a cliff breaking many bones.

Ron Price
2 April 2012
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 10 Apr, 2012 05:03 am
Garden burgers. Power bars. Protein brownies. Bottled water that makes you thin, young and smart. And we used to wonder what they put in Pop Rocks...

These days it's hard for even die-hard foodies to know what they're eating or drinking. That's because food has changed from something that didn't need a modifier -- if it walked, swam, flew or grew out of the ground, it was food -- to something that stopped off at Mr. Burns' nuclear plant on the way to your plate.

Let's call it "foodiness." Like Stephen Colbert's truthiness, which wasn't about truth, we're not consuming food as much as we're consuming an edible manufactured doppelganger designed to look and taste like food, but isn't actually food: like veggie puffs with no vegetables; fruit bars with no fruit; like goldfish crackers with no goldfish.

And now, below, a look at some typical foodiness ingredients that are packaged, flavored and presented as
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/food-republic/6-ingredients-food_b_1400970.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009#s852456&title=Propylene_Glycol_AKA
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 10 Apr, 2012 06:16 pm
Wisconsin Equal Pay Law Repealed Because "Money Is More Important For Men"
www.care2.com
In Wisconsin, only men are concerned about supporting families.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 11 Apr, 2012 03:31 am
Nasty Surprise:
Child Finds Bazooka During Easter Egg Hunt



http://spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/a-826595.html
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 11 Apr, 2012 05:13 am
@tsarstepan,
Hee hee. Love that headline.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 11 Apr, 2012 05:14 am


Reading like an Onion headline:


Arizona Lawmakers: Pregnancy Begins Before Conception
www.huffingtonpost.com
Arizona lawmakers gave final passage to three anti-abortion bills Tuesday, including one that declares pregnancies in the state begin two weeks before conception.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 11 Apr, 2012 03:12 pm

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He


acquired his size from too much pi.


2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be


an optical Aleutian.


3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.


4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a


weapon of math disruption.


5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.


6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.


7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.


8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.


11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the


other, you stay here; I'll go on a head.


13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me..


14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'


15. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When


hi s grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'no change yet.'


16. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.


17. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.


18. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a


seasoned veteran.


19. A backward poet writes inverse.


20. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 12 Apr, 2012 05:05 am
Night of the Living Dead Baby

Baby Found Alive After 12 Hours In Morgue
www.huffingtonpost.com
A mother in Argentina says she fell to her knees in shock after finding her baby alive in a coffin in the morgue nearly 12 hours after the girl had been declared dead.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Apr, 2012 10:32 am
@edgarblythe,
Alicia Silverstone Defends Feeding Her Son Mouth-to-Mouth
http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2012/04/alicia-silverstone-defends-prechewed-food-for-son-bear-blu.html?e=grubstreet--20120411
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 12 Apr, 2012 07:09 pm
Thai KFC apologizes after quake ads
rt.com
KFC in Thailand has issued an apology for a post on Facebook calling people to buy KFC food while watching the tsunami news, posted during Wednesday's tsunami panic.
 

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