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Woman crashes car while shaving her vagina

 
 
Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 11:25 am
FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus

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As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

If that weren't enough, Megan Mariah Barnes was not supposed to be driving and her 1995 Ford Thunderbird was not supposed to be on the road.

The day before the wreck, Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license, said Monroe County Assistant State Attorney Colleen Dunne. Barnes was ordered to impound her car, and her driver's license was revoked for five years, after which time she must have a Breathalyzer ignition interlock device on any vehicle she drives, Dunne said. Barnes also was sentenced to nine months' probation.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 11:29 am
@Robert Gentel,
ex husband, why would someone let a prize like this get away
dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 11:29 am
Well, I'm certainly glad to know her ex-husband was steering, there could have been a hairy crackup.
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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 11:32 am
@djjd62,
The prize in question:

http://keywestmugshots.com/115367
Cycloptichorn
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 11:44 am
@Robert Gentel,
Slashdotted. Have a link to a cached version?

Cycloptichorn
djjd62
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 11:44 am
@Robert Gentel,
ummm, yeah, the bikini line is the lest of her worries
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djjd62
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 11:46 am
@Cycloptichorn,
i just googled her name
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 11:53 am
What miserable, emascualted fuckeroo sits shotgun while his ex drives to her boyfriend's place, not to mention takes the wheel while she grooms her beav in anticipation?
Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 11:55 am
@Gargamel,
sometimes you scare me when we think alike in this way, kool-aid...

Shocked
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 12:17 pm
Uhm . . . the vagina is an internal area. What the woman was shaving was her vulva. Others may disagree, but i consider these anatomical issues important.
Francis
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 12:22 pm
@Setanta,
Not sure..

Lots of women have hair inside the vagina, and they worry about it...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 02:47 pm
When did "vagina" start to equal pubes, or even vulva?

I mean, shaving your goddam pubes in traffic is bad enough, but this sort of headline causes visions that just ought not be there.

Like...who in hell has hair in their VAGINA?
Lash
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 02:56 pm
They obviously don't know the proper terminology. She was shaving her Mound of Renown. Mount Pleasant. Her vajayjay likely only caught pricklies.
Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 03:38 pm
@dlowan,
Seriously!

I, for one, always take care to say, "I shaved the hairs on my cheeks, chin, and neck this morning," instead of the inaccurate and misleading, "I shaved my face this morning."

And whenever someone says the latter I delight in replying, with a snort, "Really? It looks like it's still there!" Whereupon I cup my hands around my privates to protect them.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 04:01 pm
@Lash,
Lash wrote:

They obviously don't know the proper terminology. She was shaving her Mound of Renown. Mount Pleasant. Her vajayjay likely only caught pricklies.


I have always prefered the term Pooter Pie
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 04:02 pm
Oh wow, she isn't even 40 yet and looks like 60. Probably emphasized for
years in other areas instead of her face.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 04:03 pm
@chai2,
Where the hell is Shewolf?

We've got a thread going on here totally about buhgina, and she's nowhere to be seen.

BTW dys, nice one.
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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 04:04 pm
@CalamityJane,
CalamityJane wrote:

Oh wow, she isn't even 40 yet and looks like 60. Probably emphasized for
years in other areas instead of her face.


Are you implying she's been rode hard and put up wet?
Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 04:25 pm
@CalamityJane,
CalamityJane wrote:

Oh wow, she isn't even 40 yet and looks like 60. Probably emphasized for
years in other areas instead of her face.


Oh, well. Dinner is overrated anyway.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2010 04:41 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:
Are you implying she's been rode hard and put up wet?


I have no idea what that means, Chai.
 

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