child abuse in canada

I love fries and mayo!

I know a great joke about a Belgian and his fries with mayo, but it's in French, and it only works if you can see the person telling the joke.

of course

Thomas should change his middle name to Timmy Poutine

I still see him, holding that bowl of poutine up under his chin - sharing.

Frito Pie, New Mexico's national food;

I've been dying to try poutine ever since I heard about it, looks delicious!

you could come to Canada - have poutine, maple syrup AND stock up on vegemite and marmite and all that good yeasty spread <eyes water at the thought>

You're trying to kill him, aren't you? It's because he says canada isn't a real country, isn't it?