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Wed 11 Nov, 2009 11:06 pm
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0 , MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
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DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1 .
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
@vinsan,
Has this woman considered converting from Husband 1.0 to the open source OS, Beau 0.75? It's still in beta. Or Confidant 1.0? This browser is a more stable True 128-Bit SSL Encryption open source program?
Try deleting Sex.5 and TV.10 and see if other programs can fill in the gap.
@tsarstepan,
You have to be careful there... both of these programs are susceptible to to viruses.
@sullyfish6,
Deleting Sex.5 opens you up to the Mistress6.9 virus which could cause complete failure of the Husband1.0 operating system.
@engineer,
Keep Sex 5, but uninstall Birth Control 7.3.
This will cause an automatic installation of Baby 1.0.
Problem is having all softwares in the same partition. Divide you hard drive in the at least three different partitions.
This way you can run Husband 1.0 OS in safe mode.
Also, run different tasks at different schedules. Run BoyFriend 5.0 only when you have time available.
If nothing works, consider having a laptop for the games...
I uninstalled Husband 1.0 about two months ago. Apparently my system auto downloaded Cougar 4.0. Now my system won't work right because it keeps looking for a program I haven't had since I converted Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0.
Can someone tell me where I can find and download Sex 9.8?
@mm25075,
Sorry, I had that software free for a while but I gave it to a person I cherish a lot..
@mm25075,
mm25075 wrote:
I uninstalled Husband 1.0 about two months ago. Apparently my system auto downloaded Cougar 4.0. Now my system won't work right because it keeps looking for a program I haven't had since I converted Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0.
Can someone tell me where I can find and download Sex 9.8?
After uninstalling Husband 1.0 and prior to installation of Boyfriend (new version) or Husband 2.0, Sex 9.8 can only be run through manual override, paid technical support, or dousing your system in alcohol with another compatible system.
@DrewDad,
Husband and Boyfriend are both proprietary systems (i.e. Micro-Soft).
There is a lot to be said for going open source.
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:
mm25075 wrote:
I uninstalled Husband 1.0 about two months ago. Apparently my system auto downloaded Cougar 4.0. Now my system won't work right because it keeps looking for a program I haven't had since I converted Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0.
Can someone tell me where I can find and download Sex 9.8?
After uninstalling Husband 1.0 and prior to installation of Boyfriend (new version) or Husband 2.0, Sex 9.8 can only be run through manual override, paid technical support, or dousing your system in alcohol with another compatible system.
Ok so I'm a DIY kinda gal. I ran a utility which allowed me to manually over ride the system over night. The next morning I doused my system in alcohol but there was not another compatible system available, so I ran the manual over ride utlity until the power was exhausted. Now I have no alcohol left, my manual override is left powerless and I have no idea where to order another compatible system. I'm thinking the best solution is to uninstall Cougar 4.0. Is that possible without a complete system over haul?
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