Where do elks go to die?

Only if they've been down to the Moose hall drinking . . .

oh deer me...

Why, I otter.....

Lemme guess... That would have been the "herd shot round the world" ?

Cloven hooved astronauts?

Cloven hooves would tear up the astro turf.

One small step...

Rim shot.

I never said I was an expert in where elks go to die.

Harrumph!!!


Anyhoo, I suspect it varies.

If they have a cardiac arrest, or a severe stroke, I assume they die wherever they happen to be at the time.

If they have time to think, they probably have a nice lie down somewhere they feel safe, and are surprised by death there.

They are likely surprised when hit by cars.


Tarzan films are not always the most reliable indicators of the habits of large quadrupeds.

N I M B Y

(and that true)

HElls Kitchen... RH Roadkill Bar - and for dessert there's a rather nice mousse!

As long as I know, Elk (Sommer) is not dead yet:

I hope that's not poison ivy.

Joe(I'd be happy to have a look-see.)Nation

PS: Thank you, Setanta, for bringing up the ELKS (wrong) ELK (Correct) subject. Next they will be asking if the trouts and basses are in season.

You sillly man you.

Elks go to Elkland, California and they stand patiently out on the runway waiting for some airplane to hit them.

Any more silly questions? I have the market on silly questions answers.

Ya cant fool me with your wolfish tricks, Able conklin indeed.