The LeonaBanks Drop Your Crackhead Boyfriend Thread

i'll second the motion

all in favour of leona dumping her crackhead boyfriend, raise your hands



motion carried

For ease of reference, here are the many intractable philosophical questions posed by LeonaBanks (please refer to the question by number in your responses -- thank you):

(1) Why would a man tell his wife that when he watches porno he has 2 to 3 orgasm, whereas with her he can barely go one round? Keep in mind his wife is very attractive herself.

(2) Why does a guy claim to love his partner but refuse to stop smoking crack cocaine knowing he's going to lose her. He's been in and out of treatment constantly?

(3) Why would a woman sleep with someone else’s man knowing how hurtful this is to another woman? For goodness sakes….she’s a woman too. How can women hurt each other like that and don’t care?

(4) Why would a man want to keep a woman's picture even though they broke up and she insisted on getting it back?

(5) I loaned my boyfriend $200.00 he was suppose to pay me on the 3rd with is SSI check. He has paid everyone back what he owes them but he has not paid me. He hasn't even called. He is a crack head I recently found out. Why pay everyone but me?

(6) Do you agree that the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else?

(7) Are There Any Females Out There Who Has Been Involved With A Crackhead What Should I Expect?

I think question 7 is answered by questions 1 through 6.

This reply is full of win.

Few times on here do I agree with DrewDad, but this is one.

Giving this thread a big bump in hopes it makes a homerun!

Joe, you just missed one teeny one

8. How do you get your cell phone to ring so you can get away from your crack head boyfriend

One thing I'm not clear on: does Leona have a husband or a boyfriend or both? In question 1 she talks about her husband, but in 5 and 8 (thanks, panzade) she talks about her boyfriend. Maybe she has a porn-addict-cheating husband and a crack-smokin' free-loadin' boyfriend.

Watch out. She "don't fool".

Why does this remind me of Aunt (can't remember her name) on Abuzz, who would wax rhapsodic about Pampers?

Maybe because all those threads were about a lot of shit!

9. My Ex-boyfriend Has Been Smoking Crack For Over 27 Years He Wonders Why He Don't Have Any Children He Is 51 Years Old?

Nine current relationship threads from one author!

I didn't know crack was even invented 27 years ago

http://www.cesar.umd.edu/cesar/drugs/crack.asp

Yeah...I remember some freebasing goin on in the 70's but no crack until the middle 80's.

When the Haitians started transplanting to S Florida they quickly moved into the crack business and the potency went down compared to freebase

10. Why Would A Man Lose A Good Woman Who Loves Him Whether He's Doing Good Or Bad For Some Woman Who Only Wants Him Around When He Has Money?

11. Look like Beyonce and he still watches porno why?

Funny! I was trying to remember her name too, searched for Pampers in the search box up there (points) 'cause I thought that might lead to where it had been mentioned before, then found this. (Hadn't seen it before.) Yeah, definitely what I was thinking.

I have a theory that someone is trying to destroy the reputation of the real LeonaBanks.

I just had another potential epiphany DrewDad....

LeonaBanks? You wouldn't happen to be writing under a poorly configured pseudonym for say the talk show host and legendary egomaniacal Tyra Banks, on some kind of self propelled mission to prove the inherent racism prevalent on online forum boards?!