Man Gets 3 Years in Prison for Sex With Horse

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was it matthew broderick, cause that's not a horse, that's his wife

i'm sorry jessica, cheer up, why the long face

thank you, you've been a great crowd, i'll be here all week

dont' forget to tip your servers

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

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@McGentrix,

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In Russia, horse has sex with YOU.

The correct Slashdot meme is "In Soviet Russia..."

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@tsarstepan,

let me be the first to say you're right

Sad

the joke was tasteless and not very funny

having realized that i've decided that to post

sorry the joke really doesn't work

like mathew broderick would have sex with a woman

as a response would be very very wrong

doh Embarrassed

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@joefromchicago,

joefromchicago wrote:

That horse was askin' for it.

You don't think the horse bridled at the idea?

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@djjd62,

djjd62 wrote:

sorry the joke really doesn't work

like mathew broderick would have sex with a woman

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@djjd62,

djjd62 wrote:

was it matthew broderick, cause that's not a horse, that's his wife

i'm sorry jessica, cheer up, why the long face

thank you, you've been a great crowd, i'll be here all week

dont' forget to tip your servers

This reminds me of a time some friends and I were out getting drunk, and we were keeping an eye out for another friend to join us. She happened to have a long face.

It's amazing when you're crocked how all of a sudden every woman looks like Smokey the Cow Pony.

They had to carry me out of there, I was laughing so hard. I think I might have been stoned too, so that might explain it.

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@Phoenix32890,

Phoenix32890 wrote:

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– A South Carolina man caught on video having sex with a horse was sentenced Wednesday to three years in prison after pleading guilty for the second time in two years to abusing the creature.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091105/ap_on_re_us/us_horse_molester

I really don't know what to think about this. Does the man deserve to go to prison for three years? If you were the judge, what would you do?

Well...I wouldn't send him to a prison farm.

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@Tai Chi,

This time around, I wonder if karma wouldn't be a bitch. Now that would be too much of a reward for this guy.

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@tsarstepan,

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I hope he didn't give the horse swine flu.

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@Phoenix32890,

Phoenix32890 wrote:

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– A South Carolina man caught on video having sex with a horse was sentenced Wednesday to three years in prison after pleading guilty for the second time in two years to abusing the creature.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091105/ap_on_re_us/us_horse_molester

I really don't know what to think about this. Does the man deserve to go to prison for three years? If you were the judge, what would you do?

Just a few days ago a man here in Australia dressed a horse in leather, including a mask to block out it's peripheral vision, got on top of it and whipped it until it ran as fast as it could for over 3 kilometers, and rather than a prison sentence, he was given $275,00 for doing it!

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not quite true eorl, he only whipped it nine times over 2750 meters THEN he beat the crap out of it for the next 450m.

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@dadpad,

right you are dadpad.
(I'd be less critical if I'd backed it of course)

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@dadpad,

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...he only whipped it nine times over 2750 meters THEN he beat the crap out of it for the next 450m.

Some sport!

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I think it's fucking harsh, man. The horse probably loved it.
And probably didn't even feel much, horse cocks are way bigger than human ones. Plus, is it really hurting anyone? It's just a bit weird, that's all.
ALSO, if the horse really hated it, then surely it would have made a bit of a fuss not just stood there. (If that IS what happened. I didn't read the article).

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