life's little lessons

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Never ask a tranny to help you pick out eye shadow.

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[+2] - mac11 - 11/04/2009[quote="chai2"]another life lesson.... keep your threads separate. [/quote]i.e. don't cross the streams
[+1] - dyslexia - 11/03/2009ok, taken off my list of things to do.
[+1] - djjd62 - 11/03/2009geez, now i have to start a whole new bucket list
[+1] - edgarblythe - 11/03/2009Had to look it up, said the man who was not with it.
[+1] - Green Witch - 11/03/2009Really? Why? I learned some great makeup tips from a Tv I subleted with when I was in my 20's. S/he used to say there's no excuse for a woman to not look good.
[+1] - DrewDad - 11/03/2009Never play pool with someone who owns his own cue.
[+1] - Joe Nation - 11/03/2009Joe(Never date a chick with a tattoo of a dagger.)Nation
[+1] - DrewDad - 11/03/2009Never act on stock tips from your brother-in-law.
[+1] - George - 11/03/2009Never eat steak tips from your sister-in-law.
[+1] - edgarblythe - 11/03/2009Never store your bottle of Gorilla Glue, without checking the cap is tight.

@chai2,

ok, taken off my list of things to do.

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@dyslexia,

geez, now i have to start a whole new bucket list

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Had to look it up, said the man who was not with it.

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@chai2,

Really? Why? I learned some great makeup tips from a Tv I subleted with when I was in my 20's. S/he used to say there's no excuse for a woman to not look good.

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@chai2,

Never play pool with someone who owns his own cue.

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Joe(Never date a chick with a tattoo of a dagger.)Nation

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@chai2,

Never act on stock tips from your brother-in-law.

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@DrewDad,

Never eat steak tips from your sister-in-law.

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Never store your bottle of Gorilla Glue, without checking the cap is tight.

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Never assume that just because a guy has an M.D. after his name, that he always knows what is good for your health. ( For those who do, remember that M.D. does NOT stand for "medical deity!)

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@Phoenix32890,

Stinkbugs are named that for a reason.

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@edgarblythe,

+1, speaking from recent experience.

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@roger,

Nothing worse than a project ready for the Gorilla Glue and the bottle's hard as a rock.

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@Green Witch,

Green Witch wrote:

Really? Why? I learned some great makeup tips from a Tv I subleted with when I was in my 20's. S/he used to say there's no excuse for a woman to not look good.

Oh the colors were great, as was the application.

But what I had said I wanted was eyeshadows that looked really natural, like I wasn't wearing any, but just looked better.
Subtle like.

I didn't want to look like a cabaret singer, I was going for the "my you look rested" look.

Really nice person though. Definitions of "natural" obviously differ.

My search will continue. I haven't worn eyeshadow for at least 10 years now, so I'm rather like a virgin to this all.

Steak tips?

There's got to be a good story behind that.

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Never say never.

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@sullyfish6,

Beware the question, "can you do me a favor?"

The proper answer is, "depends on the favor."

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When Mr. P. starts a sentence with, "incidentally", I just know that there is trouble afoot.

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