TELL ME AND OTHERZ YOUR SECRETS OF ALL SECRETZ!!!

Aw!

More, more! Details!

(I'd figured it was civil war shit, farmer.)

You are not alone Nick. Please take comfort in that.

Hes a CAT. I didnt ask for any ID. He was dropped off by some shitface that raised him till he wasnt acute kitten anymore (our vet says hes about a year) Hes very friendly although he was frightened of us at first. I fuigure some BJ beat his cause hes got some scars under his fur. The vet said that his one eye is getting over some trauma. MAybe he was hit by a car cause I get really dangerously pissed at people who do cruelty to any animal dog or cat or livestock or critter.
We have goose hunters that come out and shoot geese and dont take them to eat. They just leave em lay. When my Amish neighbor found out that he had left some "hunting club" come on his property and just open fire and leave the geese lay like the bison hunters did , he uninvited the hunting club and returned their rental check through his school committee. (They use these funds to offset their private school operations expenses)

Sighing with heavy heart in response to your post, farmer. (Also remembering your terrible black cat "episode" - involving shooters - all too well.)

Thank the goddess for people like you & the Amish, that's all I can say.

Of course Joe Johnston is a friendly critter. He now knows he's safe.

Too bad about those poor geese, though.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

Ithink I saw you in Folsom Prison, Ill bet the days keep draggin on there.

how's things on the outside

i keep hearing this train go by and i can't help wondering if there's rich folks eatin', in a fancy dining car, they're probably drinkin' coffee, and smokin' big cigars,

well, ya know ya hads it comin
and sures hell ya cant be free

Now, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, he was tending bar
Along comes Brady with his shining star
And Brady says, "Duncan you're under arrest"
And Duncan shot a hole right in Brady's breast

Didnt turn out too good fer Brady eh?
Shotim with a .44?

Sorry I can't out do that - at least in the gross catergory. Just curious why did you chew that old disgusting gum and how did it taste?

I am the walrus.
Boop-boop-a-doop.

Actually its Coo Coo cachoob

i thought you were the eggman