Lists - or, make your own

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/

The above includes things like a list of lowest priority H1N1 vaccine groups.

Make your own! Here's an example ...

How it would sound if Bruce Springsteen did the voice for a GPS
* Take a right at the light, keep going straight until night and then boys, you're on your own
* Drivin' all night, chasin' some mirage, but pretty soon, little girl, I'm gonna take charge
* It's a town for losers, I'm pulling out of here to win