This takes the cake

"Someone who decorates cakes for a living should possess certain skills.
Spelling is an important one. For example, success is not quite as sweet
when the inscription reads, "Contralulation's Ronan." An eye for color
helps, too. Piped dark brown swirls are never a good idea on a cake
dotted with plastic farm animals. Finally, a few words about customer
service: When someone requests that nothing be written on the cake,
'NOTHING' should not be written on the cake."

- - David Hochman, When the Icing on the Cake Spells Disaster

Mmmm . . .cakes!