What would be a freakish dog breed pairing that would be too cool or too scary to fathom?

Is this what a hanoverian scenthound looks like?

The hairless, almost toothless, vegetarian Mexican hound, the Xoloitzcuintli and a pug. Good lord, can you imagine this fearsome creature?

Oh, what a love..

To ceili, I remain aghast...

Shih-tzu and Bulldog......


A BullShit

Could the off spring be a Beacoon?

True story. Friend of my cousin had a pedigree Rottweiler (female). It used to like sleeping in the sun on it's back with it's legs in the air. Doing this one day when on heat, the owner finds it being serviced by a neighbour's Chihuahua. I think he drowned the pups (not nice, and I'm not in agreement with such actions), but I wish I'd seen them.

groan...

*******

osso, I've seen someone in my neighborhood who has a dog that's a mix of chihuahua and a corgi. It's actually very cute.
Of course the puppies could come out looking a variety of ways, but here's a picture off the internet that looks pretty much like the dog I saw...

Something that would even scare away the great 3 headed dog Cererbus!


But to tell you the truth, the so called infamous Cererbus looks like such a cuddly pushover!

My sister's shih-tzu mixed with my mom's pomeranian.
That mix produced a litter of some very, very cute pups--Shiteranians.

This is a cute mix too - miniature Schnauzer, Lhasa Apso and Maltese

Here is a Morkie (Maltese+Yorkshire Terrier mix) - so cute!

obsession with creating the "perfect" dog has led to an absurdly strong emphasis on appearance with more time being spent on refining the colour and quality of coats than on improving the health and welfare of the animal. As a result we have created dogs that have difficulty breathing, difficulty walking and running, dogs that can't give birth naturally, dogs with chronic back, ear, skin and eye problems. Heads that are bred to be ever smaller result in brains being too big causing horrendous fits. Incestuouse mating father daughter, mother son routinely occors.

Watch these videos then continue having fun with your game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcUayY0LXQA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YmpMqQZ2iY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T2J3O81k6Q&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-dhBy__tfo&feature=related

Interesting, and it is cute.

Righteous much?

I'd be surprised if any of the posters are for that kind of irresponsible breeding. I'm not sure I'm even for breeding at all, unless it is somehow connected to breeding out a health problem. I like old fashioned mutts. Just because I often talk about my rescue corgi doesn't mean I'm all for the Kennel Club breeding histories.

* kicks the soapbox *

For the love of all things holy, doesn't any one have a sense of humour any more?

I'm sorry ... what was that you were saying? I was busy with my own personal money making scheme involving irresponsible breeding by trying to mate a common deer mouse and French bull dog. Doesn't seem to be working.

If and when I get out of these recent financial straits, I would of course love to adopt a dog. It will likely be a beautiful and loving mutt. Though like I said in the past, corgis are the coolest breeds of all, I will have to settle for much less ... [sigh]

i think the coolest dogg ever would have to be a pitbull with a miniature anything.. so that it would be a miniature pitbull that would be crazy ..

I got Pacco at the humane society shelter.. and there are rescue corgi websites. Still, a beautiful and loving mutt would be a good idea..

The mixed breeds that I and Chai mentioned are the antithesis of what you're criticizing.

Mixing pure-breed dogs, creating mongrels, strengthens the individuals.

It also produces some very, very cute offspring, as CJ demonstrated.