Reply Thu 1 Oct, 2009 05:53 am
we have an oil painting - and a bird has left a couple of "white" marks from droppings - how can I clean
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Gala
 
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Reply Thu 1 Oct, 2009 07:17 am
@jan dale,
a soft rag and some distilled water. spray a little on the surface let it soften up and gently wipe it off.
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Gala
 
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Reply Thu 1 Oct, 2009 07:17 am
@jan dale,
how does a bird **** on a painting?
sullyfish6
 
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Reply Thu 1 Oct, 2009 07:41 pm
Same way it gets on the side of my house - in flight
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Miklos7
 
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Reply Wed 28 Oct, 2009 01:05 pm
@jan dale,
Gala is correct: pure water and gentleness is the key. Please don't use any solvents. I'd do the cleaning sooner rather than later, as bird **** may be acidic or contain chemicals unfriendly to oil paint.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 28 Oct, 2009 02:23 pm
@Gala,
Gala wrote:

how does a bird **** on a painting?


I think we waited long enough for the punchline! So how does a bird **** on a painting?! Laughing

What a great premise for a joke. If anyone can think of a good punchline? Anyone?
Gala
 
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Reply Wed 28 Oct, 2009 03:03 pm
@tsarstepan,
How does a bird **** on a painting?

He takes it off the wall and puts it on the toilet seat. Then he rehangs it when done.

(that's the best I can do. it's a little weak, but i kind of like the image of him bothering to remove it and then rehang it)
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 28 Oct, 2009 03:05 pm
@Gala,
Kudoos (and a giggle or two) for trying! Smile
Gala
 
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Reply Thu 29 Oct, 2009 08:14 am
@tsarstepan,
Thank you, although, I'd like Ms. Dale to come forth and make the real explanation. I don't think she realizes how in suspense I am about it.
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