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Wed 26 Aug, 2009 03:34 pm
this weekend my revamped big hair tribute band Rock Of Ages plays Firday and Saturday night.
I'll be singing my greatest hits
Walker This Way
Rocker Of Ages
Prostate Health
I Wanna Pee
I Want You To Wipe Me
Pour Some Talcum On Me
Talk Loudly To Me
Don't forget
"My Teeth Fell out on the Floor When You Mooned Me"
"Hoveround on the Freeway of Love"
And that other classic: "I fallen and my penis won't get up".
I was thinking of that country classic "Ma caught her tittie in the wringer of the washer and Dad left her flat"
do you take requests?
fats:
i found my thrills with a little blue pill...
Oh, I like that one, Bear. Another great hit: "I took the blue pill", should be followed with "Something's rubbing against my leg (oh it's my ass)".
Another hard rocker..
Snoring after Midnight
train in varicose vein....
Remember, the audience will be bored if you can't make it through an entire song without stopping to go to the bathroom.
I'll be doing a hot cover of Evenflowmax.....
.....and make sure there's no bad ant-acid going around
My Depends Depends on You
wandeljw wrote:
.....and make sure there's no bad ant-acid going around
gives a whole new meaning to that little purple pill..
Every breath you take
Makes your inhaler shake . . .
Don't forget "Highway to Hospice"!!!!
I just wrote one called "If You Can't Cut The Mustard Lick The Jar"
"I'd Put on My Bra (But I Can't Bend Over Far Enough)"
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
Till her home takes the scooter away
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