Introducing, "shitmydadsays"

another funny one about the dog

omg the dog thing is funny

"Stop trying so hard. He doesn't like you. Jesus, don't kiss an ass if it's in the process of shitting on you."

These are words to live by.

The book came out today. I just went down to the bookstore near me and looked for it, but couldn't find it. Then I asked the clerk "Do you have Shit My Dad Says?" and he goes "I have no idea. Let me look it up. Who wrote it?" Then, it was at that moment, that I realized that I was about to become the hugest douche in the entire world if I said my name and then he found out I wrote it and was looking for my own book, so I just said "not sure." Then he finds it, I go grab it, and I use my credit card to purchase it, not remembering that my NAME IS ON MY FUCKING CREDIT CARD. Guy looks at me and goes "You wrote this?," making the same face a parent makes when they're told their child has been sent home for taking his penis out at school. Silence for a bit, then I answer, "Yes." So, in closing, I'm the biggest loser this guy has probably met in his entire life.
http://shitmydadsays.com/blog

Oh for a minute there Edgar, I thought you were saying YOU wrote the BOOK! I'd buy that book - that guy is funny.

times are indeed tough when you hafta go out and purchase your own book...

I think I'll wait for the movie.

"Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit's in someone else's pants."

“Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your pecker, you deserve more than just a pat on the fucking back."

And to top the cake off.....

"I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God took a shit on a parking lot. They deserve some good news."

$#*! My Dad Says is already causing a $#*! storm.

The Parents Television Council is threatening to challenge the broadcast license of any CBS affiliate that airs the show or promotions for it before 10/9c.

Inspired by a Twitter feed of the same name, the series follows a dad who says things that generally embarrass his son. CBS plans to air the series, starring William Shatner, on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c this fall.

"CBS intentionally chose to insert an expletive into the actual name of a show, and, despite its claim that the word will be bleeped, it is just CBS' latest demonstration of its contempt for families and the public," said PTC President Tim Winter. "There are an infinite number of alternatives that CBS could have chosen but its desire to shock and offend is crystal clear in this decision."


"It will in no way be indecent and will adhere to all CBS standards," CBS spokesman Phil Gonzales said. "Parents who choose to do so will find the show can easily be blocked using their V-Chip."

Wait, did I miss something?

This is going to be a TV show?

Starring Will Shatner

Goll dang.

you know what, good for this kid that started the thing.

good for his dad.