Introducing, "shitmydadsays"

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Please enjoy this twitter blog I found. It's called "shitmydadsays."

Author: Justin

Bio: I'm 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

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[+3] - aidan - 08/25/2009This guy's funny. I like the ones about the baby: [quote]"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let...
[+2] - DrewDad - 08/25/2009[quote]Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer.[/quote] Damn straight.
[+2] - Region Philbis - 08/25/2009 "Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."
[+2] - chai2 - 08/25/2009This one is signature line worthy.... "I didn't live to be 73 years old so I could eat kale"
[+1] - chai2 - 08/25/2009Jesus, I can't wait to see what dad says next. C'mon Justin, let's go already, you've gotten this twitter thingie, type already.
[+1] - djjd62 - 08/25/2009beat me too it, i just started following this guy this morning
[+1] - mismi - 08/25/2009That [i]is[/i] funny! That's a cute old man.
[+1] - chai2 - 08/25/2009I love dads logic... "They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don't." fucking airplanes.
[+1] - chai2 - 08/25/2009[quote="mismi"] That [i]is[/i] funny! That's a cute old man. [/quote] oh yeah. cute until you have to live with him. you take a hose, you put it over the plant, you bum you. ...
[+1] - mismi - 08/25/2009 Chai said [quote]oh yeah. cute until you have to live with him.[/quote] Thankfully I don't have to live with him... :shock: . But from here - he's quite entertaining.

@Gargamel,

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Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer.

Damn straight.

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@Gargamel,

That is funny! That's a cute old man.

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I love dads logic...

"They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don't."

fucking airplanes.

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@mismi,

mismi wrote:

That is funny! That's a cute old man.

oh yeah.
cute until you have to live with him.

you take a hose, you put it over the plant, you bum you.

no, really, sam is officially cool.

joni! I'm kidding!

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@Gargamel,

Jesus, I can't wait to see what dad says next.

C'mon Justin, let's go already, you've gotten this twitter thingie, type already.

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beat me too it, i just started following this guy this morning

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@chai2,

Chai said

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oh yeah.
cute until you have to live with him.

Thankfully I don't have to live with him... Shocked

. But from here - he's quite entertaining.

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@Gargamel,

yeah.

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@dyslexia,

This guy's funny.
I like the ones about the baby:

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"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

and dog:

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"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog

Wouldn't want to be the brother.

I can't picture a guy like this agreeing to name his son Justin though. I can picture him saying, when Joni suggested the name 28 years ago - 'Justin?! What the hell kind of name is that?! Let's call the kid Ed.'

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@aidan,

I keep hearing those lines in a Walter Matthau voice

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1196/840049516_38e4d18346.jpg

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@panzade,

"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."

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This one is signature line worthy....

"I didn't live to be 73 years old so I could eat kale"

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@panzade,

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I keep hearing those lines in a Walter Matthau voice

He'd have been perfect- too bad he died- when they turn this into a sitcom (Archie Bunker circa 2009)- the casting agents will be floundering around, desperately searching for a Walter Matthau clone.

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