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SPOUSE IS A BI-POLAR CANNIBAL WHO THINKS SHE IS CATHERINE THE GREAT - PLEASE HELP!!!

 
 
Joeblow
 
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Reply Thu 20 Aug, 2009 08:47 am
@Finn dAbuzz,
Sheer pandering!

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Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Fri 21 Aug, 2009 04:13 pm
Great news!

I've worked things out with the missus

1) For every night I play Grigory the Horse, I get to play another as Sam Jaffe ( alternating between Petyr the Idiot Tsar, and Gunga Din)
2) I'm letting her devour my brother. He's a real leftie professor, so one less is a good thing, especially if it helps out on the home front.
3) She's promised to restrict her cannibalism to targets of my choice. When is the next A2K gathering?
4) We've compromised on calling the kids Moe, Larry and Curly
5) I can live with the bipolar mood swings if she makes good on her promise to see a podiatrist about her club foot.

So thanks to all of you who helped us bridge our gap and restore normalcy to our loving family.
Eorl
 
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Reply Sat 22 Aug, 2009 06:42 am
@Finn dAbuzz,
Yeah. That's great. Good one. Ok then! See ya round. Cool

(pssst, Shocked anyone else get the feeling that was written under duress? Finn, if you can, somehow type us a clue, perhaps with your as yet undigested good hand...?)
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Foxfyre
 
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Reply Sat 22 Aug, 2009 08:23 am
@Finn dAbuzz,
Yes, all's well that tastes well.
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 22 Aug, 2009 03:16 pm
Such worries some people have!

Glad it's all turned out well, though.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2014 09:57 pm
@margo,
This must be fined honed comedy, because Finn doesn't believe anything written by others is funny and explains it to death why it isn't funny. So this must be a real gut buster. Can't wait until I get my decoder ring so I can find out what's so funny about bi-polar cannibal's with a club foot. I'm sure I'll laugh until tears run down my face.
roger
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2014 10:40 pm
@glitterbag,
The probable explanation is that you didn't catch the part about the horse because the thread is ~ seven years old.
Ragman
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2014 06:34 am
@roger,
details, details.
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Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2014 08:11 pm
@glitterbag,
Been fishing have you?
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