Second Coming of Jesus in O.T. and N.T.

I wish God would just get on with this Rapture thing he promised us. Some of his followers are annoying-- and come on, it has been over 2000 years.

I was just saying something like this the other day. I really look forward to the Rapture when God removes all his nut jobs from the earth. I'll take Lucifer over them anytime. Let's get this show on the road!

I am not sure I would go so far as Lucifer (I assume none of the above is an option). After all, choosing the lesser of the two Christian deities seems like it misses the point.

Then again-- would Lucifer be kind enough as have his followers give access to health care for poor families?

well sure he would, i mean obama wants to give people healthcare and he's just like hitler (so i've heard)

I think of Lucifer as a fallen angel. I go for that type. The Devil is just Pan as interpreted by a medieval version of Glenn Beck, so he's probably not a problem either.

I don't come here much anymore so I just found this thread but my thoughts are "What's for breakfast"?

I hear there is going to be a lot of fire, so maybe you should plan on BBQ.

I thought you wicca types didn't believe in that place.

I'm a "green witch" in the sense of someone who works with plants, especially herbs. I have absolutely no idea what all this religion stuff is about.

You've got it the way wrong round - he's already taking you.

Oh, go(o)d!