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[+1] - JTT - 08/02/2009Trying to give Steven Wright a run for the money, Reyn? Not a bad start.
[+1] - Reyn - 08/02/2009[b]Who is Steven Wright? [/b] Sounds like another unanswerable question.
[+1] - Reyn - 08/02/2009[b]Why is stainless steel stainless?[/b]
[+1] - djjd62 - 08/02/2009[b]A pair of socks makes sense, but why do we say a pair of underwear and a pair of pants, why don't we say a pair of shirt[/b]
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[+1] - JTT - 08/02/2009http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/s/steven_wright.html http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Steven_Wright
[+1] - djjd62 - 08/02/2009one of my faves You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright
[+1] - JTT - 08/02/2009Some more. Not trying to steal your thunder, Reyn. You are doin' good! [quote] In case you've never seen or heard Steven Wright, his method of delivery is very deadpan and in a monotone...
[+1] - djjd62 - 08/02/2009it's interesting, on wikipedia he's quoted as saying that somebody directed him to pages that claim to be his jokes, some were, most weren't, he couldn't figure ou what bothered him more, that he...
[+1] - panzade - 08/02/2009this might be his: I used to work at a fire hydrant factory...I could never find a place to park. Oh sorry reyn why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

@Reyn,

Trying to give Steven Wright a run for the money, Reyn? Not a bad start.

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Who is Steven Wright?

Sounds like another unanswerable question.

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Why is stainless steel stainless?

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A pair of socks makes sense, but why do we say a pair of underwear and a pair of pants, why don't we say a pair of shirt

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@djjd62,

why does cleave mean take apart and put together?

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@Reyn,

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/s/steven_wright.html

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Steven_Wright

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@JTT,

one of my faves

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Steven Wright

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@djjd62,

Some more. Not trying to steal your thunder, Reyn. You are doin' good!

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In case you've never seen or heard Steven Wright, his method of delivery is very deadpan and in a monotone voice. Just imagine him saying these thing with absolutely no expression. You get the picture?

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

I was an only child, eventually.

I lost a button hole.

I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.

http://humor.mcf.com/misc/stevenwright.html

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@djjd62,

it's interesting, on wikipedia he's quoted as saying that somebody directed him to pages that claim to be his jokes, some were, most weren't, he couldn't figure ou what bothered him more, that he hadn't thought of the better ones, or that people believed the really crappy ones were his

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@djjd62,

this might be his: I used to work at a fire hydrant factory...I could never find a place to park.

Oh sorry reyn

why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

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@Shapeless,

That was Wright I think...then he added...I grew up on a cul de sac at the end of a one way street...I never got out much

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@Reyn,

Reyn wrote:

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless, or naked?

1. Failed

2. Dead

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