Thu 9 Oct, 2003 12:38 pm
A school teacher is explaining to her class that she is an Iowa fan. She
then asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Iowa fans. Not
knowing exactly what an Iowa fan was, but wanting to be liked by their
teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception.
Susie had not joined in the hands in the air group.
The teacher noticed this and asked Susie why she had decided to be different.
Susie responded, "Because I'm not an Iowa fan."
The teacher said "Then what are you?"
Susie said proudly " I'm a Nebraska Husker fan"
The teacher, not content with that asked why she was a Husker fan.
Susie said " Well my dad and mom are Husker fans so I'm a Husker fan too."
"That's no reason " the teacher said. " What if you mom was a moron and your
dad was an idiot? What would you be then."
Susie smiled. "Then I'd be an Iowa fan."
GO BIG RED!
I'm a student at UT and I can't even get into my own school's football games, they're so popular. You have to wait in line all day (on a weekday, skipping class) to be entered into a lottery, the winners of which get to purchace the very expensive tickets.
Portal - sounds kind of backwards to me - aint people supposed to be in college for education first? they need to fix the program. In my day the students received a break in the ticket price.
Doctor: I'm afraid you have only one month to live.
Patient: Omigod. Isn't there anything I can do?
Doctor: Well, you could move to Iowa.
Patient: Would that make me live longer?
Doctor: No, but living a month in Iowa would seem like a lifetime.