Do I need to ground my cat?

Oh, damn. I warned you to never give a feral a name. Hope she shows up soon. She's a nice kitty.

I just wet out for a smoke and there sat garage chowing down, I will fill her bowl again tomorrow morning. she gets 1/2 cup of kibble every morning.

Great. You want to chew them out for scaring you, but it's probably counterproductive.

Since ground is past-tense is your pussy powdered?

I don't think Garage is missing.. she's a multiple residence cat as I see it. I've only been close to her once.. she's a darling.

She's back. It's just that the unexpected absences are a little unnerving, which is why I'm going through this with Nermal.

I didn't know she was missing.. therefore I'm pleased she's back. I'm following along re Nermal, seems to be going well so far.

About as good as expected. He made a dash for the door the other night, and I couldn't stop him without cutting him in half.

Both cats are stretched out on the floor where they can contemplate the spot usually occupied by the food bowl. I pretend not to notice anything unusual about this.

I can so easily envision this, and your "Nothing to see here folks, Move Along" response.

Sounds like you're on the way to being the trainer, not the trainee.

Good work, Little Burro.

The problem is; sometimes I get careless. Nerm is always ready for adventure, and he has the patience of, well of a cat.

Humpf! Now, the silver tongued devil is training the neighbors. He stayed in all night, as expected. So, I go to breakfast, he wants back in, and he talks the neighbors into door duty while I was out.

We should probably learn to lock doors around here. Sometimes strangers do come wandering through our little enclave.