woodian wrote:
i don't know if you're gonna read this but if you are then girl you gotta know that having sex the first time is not all bed of roses.... it's really painful and because you're already going through so many hormonal changes it can all lead to a total breakdown of the body systems..
When you do finally decide to do your wifely duty, make sure you place a clean towel underneath your lady bottom, and bite down on a leather strap to keep from screaming in pain.
I wish someone had given me that good advice on my wedding night.
Because of my lack of education, every one of my systems completely broke down, and some were no longer under warranty.
