Never mind me and my slow learning, old history. Pay attention to yourselves.
Post your address here. I will see what can be done
I don't think the original post was a joke. Maybe, but I didn't take it that way.
Instruct me if I'm wrong.
Oh, wait, I'm probably wrong.
From a sociolinguistic angle, the Q was stylistically "male".
I agree Fresco, but didn't want to say anything. I wondered if the OP was a guy and this was a gay relationship.
But no matter, all the advice remains the same. It's a relationship /communication issue. It's called intercourse for some reason.
I'd guess that marymary might be female, but it matters little to the credibility of advice given. It's all good.