Translate to Latin?

David~

Well, thanks to Austin Powers even Americans know what "shagging" is slang
for. However, I don't know any Latin slang. Somewhere out there, I'm sure
there's an expert on Latin slang, but it ain't me. Having said that, I do know the
Latin word for that other word. So here's a translation for "Stand F*cking Still."

State Futuente Stativi.

It wouldn't make much sense to a Roman Legionary if his centurion bellowed it
at him. ("How can I be f*cking if I'm standing still?") But it's probably close
enough for your purpose.

My congrats to the lads.

~George