BROKE MY BIG TOE

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Poor wasps were just getting in a pre-emptive strike.

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@farmerman,

Oh fuck...broken toes hurt like the devil.

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Albert Castiglia - Big Toe Blues-----http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5pZ1toNMe4

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farmermans nemesis

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@farmerman,

I'm thinking you might you might try to immobilize the big toe, maybe tape the big toe to the one next to it, keep the swelling down (maybe ice pacs) and not worry too much about clots since you take coumadin already. Probably a nice dessert will take your mind off the pain.
A friend in need is a pest.
Dys

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@dyslexia,

he means the toe on the same foot, by the way.

tape it to your other big toe, and ya might fall down...

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@Rockhead,

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Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gysIuQRK7eA

here's some light entertainment for ya FM

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Bummer, farmerman. Sorry to hear this. May the wasps RIP. Or maybe not.

May you get some rest and relief from the pain.

My only experience with a broken toe was when a horse stepped on my foot (what's with these animals). One toe taped to the next. Limped and gimped around. But it healed.

Take it easy, kid.

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I recommend more blueberry pie and ice cream...

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@farmerman,

Aw, sorry to hear this, farmer. Sounds extremely painful, you poor thing. Sad

Bugger those wasps! But I'm certain you'll make them pay for this!

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@msolga,

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ice rest elevation

oh dear increased likelihood of posting here

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careful of the combination of warfarin and aspirin.

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@ossobuco,

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I recommend more blueberry pie and ice cream...

Too messy, Osso, gets all over the sandals.

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@djjd62,

How and the hell did Pennand Teller do that? amazing. The only way they could keep themselves from getting stung was to kep the bees really well full of nectar and to "drug them" a bit.

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@dyslexia,

dyslexia wrote:

whenever I'm outside and there's any danger of wasps/hornets I carry my Baretta over/under 12 gauge. I've never broken a toe although I now have a neighbor with a glass eye.

Dys - you is one unwell puppy, anyone ever tell you that ?

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@farmerman,

according to an interview, penn only got stung 4 times, but teller was stung about 24 times, including once in the mouth, while neither of them turned out to be allergic, teller had some really horrible swelling including some painful discomfort in his nether regions, they both apparently had epi syringes on cords around their necks (under their shirts) and had been coached by a physician to recognize the signs of anaphylactic shock

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thanks for all the "good wishes". I went to bed early last night and (with a little help from a 10 mike valium, slept like a baby). This AM the pain is substantially reduced and walking is much easier.
I can see that my fund of pity has been substantially reduced also. I have to make breakfass this AM cause my wife is teaching a course on sheep health problems.

The bitch has no heart.

BROKE MY BIG TOE

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