Caption The Cartoon

I love the New Yorker's caption the cartoon contest...but I think some of the winners are pretty lame. I know A2K can do better....wanna give it a shot?
I'll get us started:

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/07/06/p465/090706_contest_p465.jpg

Yes your honor, I do appreciate the seriousness of the situation!

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[+5] - edgarblythe - 07/21/2009[quote="panzade"] [img]http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/07/27/p465/090727_contest_p465.jpg[/img] [/quote] I can offer you the best deal, because we have less overhead.
[+4] - DrewDad - 07/13/2009[img]http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/07/20/p465/090720_contest_p465.jpg[/img] [i]I'm sorry, but the name on the appointment reads "Santa".[/i]
[+4] - George - 07/21/2009[img]http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/07/27/p465/090727_contest_p465.jpg[/img] Well, they didn't say "laid off" in so many words, but . . .
[+3] - djjd62 - 07/09/2009[quote="panzade"] [img]http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/07/06/p465/090706_contest_p465.jpg[/img] [/quote] Mr. Johnson, being sent up the river is only an expression
[+3] - edgarblythe - 07/09/2009[quote="panzade"] [img]http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/07/06/p465/090706_contest_p465.jpg[/img] [/quote] No you're not. I've seen the real Aquaman.
[+3] - George - 07/13/2009[img]http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/07/20/p465/090720_contest_p465.jpg[/img] Sir, someone from Accounts Receivable to see you.
[+3] - DrewDad - 07/13/2009[img]http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/07/20/p465/090720_contest_p465.jpg[/img] [i]He wants to know if you'll deliver a handbasket for Him.[/i]
[+3] - jespah - 08/03/2009[img]http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/08/10/p465/090810_contest_p465.jpg[/img] [i]Well, you [b]did[/b] wish for a little leather action.[/i]
[+3] - jespah - 08/03/2009[img]http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/08/10/p465/090810_contest_p465.jpg[/img] [i]That's the last time you introduce me as the little woman, is that clear?[/i]
[+3] - George - 09/03/2009[img]http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/09/07/p465/090907_contest_p465.jpg[/img] I remember the cavalry charge, the cannon blast, the operating table, then waking up . . .

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@panzade,

panzade wrote:

Your honor, the frog started it

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@edgarblythe,

A big laugh edgar...thankee thankee

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@panzade,

panzade wrote:

Mr. Johnson, being sent up the river is only an expression

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@djjd62,

You said "johnson."

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@djjd62,

Wonderful dj....bravo!

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@panzade,

I was told to come to jury duty in a suit. No one specified the kind of suit.

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we are good

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@jespah,

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@panzade,

panzade wrote:

But...but...PLEASE, you don't understand...if you only get Princess Sophia to let me give her a FULL kiss, she'll WANT me in her bed!!!!!

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@dlowan,

you're a daft bunny

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I'm sorry your honor, I just got off work

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@panzade,

Attica! Attica!

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@panzade,

panzade wrote:

There's no need for that sir,we'll provide transport to Rikers Island

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@djjd62,

presumed guilty until proven innocent

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@panzade,

panzade wrote:

No you're not. I've seen the real Aquaman.

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@edgarblythe,

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@djjd62,

panzade wrote:

So, you're telling me you couldn't serve the divorce papers on the mermaid? How the heck are we gonna subpeona Darryl Hannah now?

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@panzade,

panzade wrote:

To Catch a Predator: The Little Mermaid Edition

(sorry, but jespah mentioning mermaids made me think of it)

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