Pamela, Pamela, Pamela....this one is your piece de resistance - I've been laughing for five minutes now- if I'd only known what a wonderfully cleansing and sustained laugh I'd get, I'd have checked out this thread when it was first posted. I figured it'd be something depressing and disgusting like minority men raping blonde South African kids in a non-gentlemanly way or something...but I misjudged you -you're full of surprises.
But after I stopped laughing - at your ludicrous premise and those ridiculous photographs- all five of the top model wanna-bes - I started thinking and these are two of my questions:
a) what woman would want an elephant to be drawn or attracted to her-? You're a blonde, right - I think you told me that once. Does it make you feel special to know an elephant would tolerate you on its back moreso than other women?
b) Elephants are native to very hot countries in Asia and Africa where the people are dark-skinned (more melanin to help protect their skin from the harmful effects of the sun).
Elephants are noted for their intelligence and memory - right? Do you think they might remember that they were traditionally tamed and domesticated or hunted by dark-skinned people (sort of a latent dna muscle memory) and so they're naturally more afraid or uncomfortable around darker skinned people?
What do you think of my theory?
Even if you don't answer - absolutely fascinating and thanks for the laugh...