Well, she's not a stripper. And she has no kids at all. She actually just has a job that she doesn't like to talk about. She finally came clean when we met for lunch. She's actually very cool and super laid-back and down-to-earth. We just basically wandered the city all day aimlessly, hitting all the good spots in the village. We browsed around at various street vendors, stopped for some gelato, dipped our feet in the fountain at Washington Square Park"she even helped me pick out a card for my mother's birthday! Surprisingly, she stuck with me all day, and didn't even seem to want to rush off at the end of the day, six hours after we'd met for lunch. Damn she's sexy. I'm glad I took a chance.