Apropos of Nothing in Particular...

I'm shorter than Chai by .5", dammit. I know Francis claims he's 5'2" when he stands on a thick book so maybe I'm taller than him. All I know is, I'm shrimpier than Chai. Damn.

That was me, and for the record the book in question is "The Annotated Sherlock Holmes"....which is just under 3 inches thick.

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Dangling Participles - got any?

The Angle of the dangle
In direct proportion to the heat of the meat
Causes the size of the rise
And the mass of the ass
To remain constant


We spent most of our time sitting on the back porch watching the cows playing Scrabble and reading.

LSD can be quite fun.

Hunting can also be dangerous, as in the case of pygmies hunting elephants armed only with spears.

Last night I speared an elephant in my pajamas....how he got in my pajamas I don't know.

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Anybody here have a good banana bread recipe? I have five very ripe bananas that I need to use.

It has long been a dream of mine, that a woman would ask me that very question in a bar.~~~


One singer whose voice I hate is Maria Muldaur. Anybody else hate it?

I hate when people leave jelly in my peanut butter.

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Who is your favourite Impressionist?

Kevin Pollak, his Peter Falk {Colombo} is spot on perfect

My favourite Expressionist:

Jim Carrey has a really rubbery face.

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Anybody want to go to the Iditarod some time?

Sorry, I don't do rods, I do cooters....in fact Iditacooter an hour ago...see Angle of the dangle above.