Tall girls...deeper?

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I married a John, and my father was Richard, never a Dick, but Joe. Eh, names are flyaway expurgatives. I suppose a good friend named Johnson had to deal with that. Yaaack. But, me, I had to make a funny.

I figure by now, though, in the US, we are making fun of other names with new vigor.

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@DavidJohnson,

nice goin' kid...you gave us a good laugh...which is more than I can say for some posters around here

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@DavidJohnson,

DavidJohnson wrote:

Well this turned out great. I did get a laugh out of some of those posts. Made a lot of people mad today. Especially Mame. She seems to be a matriarch of sorts. I'm gonna keep asking questions and I'd appreciate real input people have. If you want to bash me, that's cool too. Somehow I doubt if a female asked if taller men have longer 'parts' it would have sparked such an outrage. As I told Mame earlier I am trying to find some opinions/guidance to keep my marriage and not be 'one of those guys' . So how about cutting me some slack here???

Welcome to A2K, Mr. Johnson. The person who can give you the best guidance would be gustavratzenhofer. Leonard Stram of Cleveland, Ohio is of course the leading expert on these issues. Unfortunately, Mr. Stram does not post at this site. Gus posted earlier on your topic. He is definitely interested in your concerns.

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@DavidJohnson,

I don't know Dave. The size of their feet have always put me off the lankie ones so I have no experience. We had a six twoer come in the pub one night and she was quite intimdating. I think we are meant to crush them in our arms and receive their swooning and clinging surrender and that can't be easy with a six twoer.

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@spendius,

'bout 20 stone?

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I don't understand why this question is meant to be so offensive.
I've asked whether it was true that black guys really had bigger penises.

I don't know why you're asking girls over 6 foot though, you want to be asking the guys who have sampled both ends of the spectrum.
I am almost 6 foot and I can say I've stuck a ruler up myself to find out.

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@The Pentacle Queen,

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I am almost 6 foot and I can say I've stuck a ruler up myself to find out.

Panzade takes out his notebook...licks the pencil lead and scribbles furiously...

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@panzade,

NOOO!

I meant to say:
'I am almost 6 foot and I can't say I've stuck a ruler up myself to find out.'

You can tell it was a typo because otherwise it doesn't make sense grammatically.

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@panzade,

The most interesting "news item" on the thread, perhaps the entire site.

Very Happy

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@ehBeth,

I was gonna suggest we both use a ruler and pm each other....oh my, made my day Queenie Very Happy

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@panzade,

and, oh look - you got the 69th post on the thread

hehe

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@ehBeth,

mon cherie...you are tres naughty yes?

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@The Pentacle Queen,

It doesn't make sense Queenie only if you didn't stick the ruler up in a mensuration exercise.

Anyway--American grammar is not like our's.

On your other point they certainly are in those movies where they can be seen. Have you never seen Lexington Steele? My eyes watered empathatically.

But I think, generally, that con anonyme can manage most situations.

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@spendius,

Well, the fact is that tall girls DO have deeper vaginas = I googled it.

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I realize this thread has prompted a few laughs, but let's be careful about the spread of misinformation.

Tall girls are, sexually, no different from every other type of girl: they cry a lot during intercourse and can avoid pregnancy by performing jumping jacks afterward.

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@Gargamel,

That's right - and if they want a baby all they have to do is stand on their heads.

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@aidan,

after intercourse, that is.

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@panzade,

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ0qjgI8EWA

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@panzade,

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oh my, made my day Queenie Very Happy

haha, well am glad of that at least.

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@panzade,

You've really made a balls up of that, Pan . . . mon cher would be what you would say to a man . . . speaking to a woman, you would say ma chère--so, to use chérie, say ma chérie . . . and the word for naughty is méchante (feminine version--drop the "e" for the masculine).

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