Tall girls...deeper?

Rap drops by with another winning bon mot.

Bingo! (an old catholic word)

You're in rare form tonight lassy.

That'll pass, and I'll tire and check out fantasy baseball, and then I'll either be imbibing, or sound like it on a2k (either can be true).

I admit I don't get spelunking, which is embarrassing. I suppose I have to go to the urban dictionary. (Learn something new every decade..}

Ok, exploring caves. A new metaphor to me.

Rap, I didn't know your circumstances when posting that, but you are a primo bon motteur. (I made that word up.)

Well this turned out great. I did get a laugh out of some of those posts. Made a lot of people mad today. Especially Mame. She seems to be a matriarch of sorts. I'm gonna keep asking questions and I'd appreciate real input people have. If you want to bash me, that's cool too. Somehow I doubt if a female asked if taller men have longer 'parts' it would have sparked such an outrage. As I told Mame earlier I am trying to find some opinions/guidance to keep my marriage and not be 'one of those guys' . So how about cutting me some slack here???

Mame is actually smart quite a portion of the time. But she's dead wrong about anchovies.

I believe the appropriate term is misunderestimate . . . n'est-ce pas?

n'est-ce pas? oh, when I wouldn't mind getting along with you for five minutes at a time, thinking up words, and comes up with the easiest, exaggeration of extents?

ack, I don't know if he is exaggerating, or, of course, care - but I think the discussion is new to him.

Maybe I do care. Not that anyone now cares, but I was a semi late virgin, and can sort of get it.

(sends myself flowers)

How about a lesson then??? If you 'don't of course care' then why continue this? Most of you are putting a lot of energy and thought responding to a topic you deem unworthy of a response.

Haven't read any of your other posts, was ready to answer honestly (mostly, that I think there is too wide of a variety for there to be a clear correlation) but I don't get the "keep my marriage" part.

It's responsive, that's often how we talk, at best from the original post and sometimes from each others' riffs.

Actually, most people are putting a lot of time and energy into having a good laugh, which is never wasted energy.

I said the opposite in the second half of my sentence - shape up!

I take it you are confused, with reason.

True...true

I apologize.

(shaping up)

I wanted to name one of my kids Johnson - until I found out it was a euphemism for a penis. Lord have mercy.