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View Profile hawkeye10
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 02:01 pm
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I think (based on this thread and another he started) that he is childish, lacks imagination and may be possessed of an over inflated and un-self-aware ego


WOW, all of that knowledge from only five posts total in three threads. You should be making your living as a psychic since you are that good.
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View Profile Mame
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 02:03 pm
You guys are making me have a stroke. Thanks for the laughs.
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 02:04 pm
don't be an ass, it's obvious the guy is either an immature idiot, excuse me i meant adult, or a kid who's trying to get a rise out of people and therefore get a rise out of himself
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 02:06 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

I think it was just a figure of speech. I'm certain, given mame's kind and gentle nature, that she would prefer he just sit down quietly and experience some sort of immediate and painless cardiac or perhaps stroke event.
I guess you never met Mame. I'm pretty sure she would be delighted to rip his heart out of his chest and stuff it up his ass.
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 02:17 pm
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don't be an ass, it's obvious the guy is either an immature idiot, excuse me i meant adult, or a kid who's trying to get a rise out of people and therefore get a rise out of himself


the motivation of the one seeking the truth is not relevant. Differentiating between truth/not truth and important/not important.....is
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View Profile Mame
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 02:19 pm
You got that right, Dys. I do that regularly so I'm pretty quick at now.
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 02:54 pm
dyslexia wrote:

Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

I think it was just a figure of speech. I'm certain, given mame's kind and gentle nature, that she would prefer he just sit down quietly and experience some sort of immediate and painless cardiac or perhaps stroke event.
I guess you never met Mame. I'm pretty sure she would be delighted to rip his heart out of his chest and stuff it up his ass.


I would enjoy sitting down with ya dys, and comfortably enjoying the show with a little doobage and a nice adult beverage. If I liked you that is.
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 02:58 pm
Doobage ? ! ? ! ? Oh, oh oh oh . . . hold up, don't light that till i get a seat and a cold drink . . .


What time does the main event begin?
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View Profile George
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 04:08 pm
So I'm guessing the initial question has nothing to do with profundity of thought.
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 04:19 pm
The original question was thought-provoking and I pondered the vaginal depth angle of it, but then I started to get sleepy and I nodded off.
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 04:20 pm
How did Mame figure into this stuff?
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 04:33 pm
Well, the business about tearing hearts out of people who argue with her. (Mame is truly fun at an a2k get together, she says drily.)

On the serious part of this thread, I'm not sure Mr. Johnson is ready for a long marriage, one way or another, but I may underestimate him.
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 04:36 pm
Mame's only jealous because she's only 5 foot tall or something.

I'm 5'2"
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 04:43 pm
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. . . I'm not sure Mr. Johnson is ready for a long marriage . . .

Ahhh, so the poster is a Johnson.
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 04:44 pm
The average vagina is approximately 6" deep while the average penis is only able to accomidate 4". That means that in the city of New York alone there is almost two miles of unused vagina.

Rap
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 04:45 pm
I am also 5'2...well when I'm standing on a thick book.

I wear a size 16 boot though....my wife smiles a lot.
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 04:46 pm
According to my inference from this thread's assumptions, Chai, shorter is potentially better.
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 04:46 pm
2PacksAday wrote:

I am also 5'2...well when I'm standing on a thick book.

I wear a size 16 boot though....my wife smiles a lot.


My husband used to work with a guy who would say "my dick may not be thick, but it's short"
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 04:47 pm
ossobuco wrote:

According to my inference from this thread's assumptions, Chai, shorter is potentially better.


Not if you're into spelunking
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 04:48 pm
Mr. Johnson if you can touch the end of your nose with your tongue don't worry about it.
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