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Michael Jackson jokes

 
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 06:56 am
bigphil wrote:

Re-read my post.

I have made an arrest for an offence under Sexual Offences Act 2003 in UK. I was just saying that despite me having witnessed the devastating effects of a real life crime (as mentioned in the joke) first hand, I can still laugh at a related joke.

You have to laugh. Having a STROKE...

Hahaha.

I understood the point about the stroke.

Are u a law enforcement officer ?
or was it a citizen 's arrest ?

Welcome to the forum.
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 06:56 am
Ragman wrote:

I enjoy gallows humor as much as the next guy, but somehow this just lacks decency. Taste and class are clearly lacking for some here. Needless to say, humor is subjective, but anyone that finds the death of such a troubled man a topic to be laughed at is sadly lacking a life.

All of a sudden there's an amazing amount of new nicknames that just sprung up. Methinks there's a lack of backbone for those members to use their original nicks.


Decency was the word that came to mind for me too.

I agree with everything you have said here.
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 06:58 am
This is the only thread they had been in. Most within 15 minutes of each other.
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 07:06 am
for those of you who didnt know ...he really didnt die from cardiac arrest it was food poisoning...he ate a 12 year old weiner
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 07:11 am
djjd62 wrote:

well i guess you'll have to go watch the "Bad" video,
i try to avoid anything past the jackson 5, i cared not for his later music

I am not sufficiently interested to generate the effort.
I don 't challenge your veracity.
Sometimes show folk do odd things.

His art did not appeal to my taste.
I don 't own any of his music; neither do I condemn it.
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 07:40 am
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 08:05 am
I really want to hear the jokes... can someone post some funny ones.
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 08:14 am
mjisadeadmolester wrote:

I really want to hear the jokes... can someone post some funny ones.

R u accusing him of necrophilia ?
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 08:24 am
No, these are just some persons attempt at creating new personas to "stir the turd" and other wise be a dumb fucking idiot.

Say what you believe and stand up for your position or shut up.
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 08:28 am
We'll all join the void one day so meanwhile, let's have fun. He can see al now and it doesn't matter! HEhee(in MJ squeel)

Michael is the only person I know who was born a black man and died a white woman.

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?
A: About three hours.

Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn’t blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15?
A: “It’s when the big hand touches the little hand”
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 08:30 am
All of these "jokes" have one thing in common--they are lame, lame, lame.
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 08:44 am
They are lame and it is in bad taste - well, I feel I grew up with him and although he did get freakish the last n years, I remember watching him when I was very young. They were a very talented family and he, in particular, was entertaining. I just feel very sad that anyone could be that tortured a soul to do what he's done to himself.

People make jokes about everyone else all the time and it doesn't bother me that they're doing it when he's dead; however, they're not funny jokes (to me) and I guess I'm just feeling sad for the way his life turned out so, no, I'm not laughing.
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 08:46 am
It may do "Nothing" but it is just ignorant, and inappropriate. Then i suppose its not wrong to make jokes about the fact that your name is shewolf, and the fact that it looks like you have a mustache?? Youre right... jokes do nothing...
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 08:47 am
The space shuttle "jokes" weren't funny, either. They were just as lame.
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 08:48 am
you need to get your eyes examined
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 08:58 am
20/20 baby.... nice try...
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 09:00 am
mad dog 20/20 Drunk
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 09:02 am
I am glad he is gone. All the talk on how he was the king of pop???? What about all the kids he screwed up in the head!!!! Hell all the little boys in the world are breathing a little easier knowing they can now play outside without the fear of being stalked by the perv.....Like I said I am glad he is gone and yes he will melt because it is very hot in HELL
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 09:04 am
Well, then i guess you like hairy chicks that ride a camel to work... And peach is my favorite thank you....
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 09:09 am
Do you even know anything about that? Besides what you gathered from the media? All the kids? It was apparently only two, and they were both full of shit. I think not. Listen to what people have to say about him now. Its too bad that someone has to die for people to come forward and say what he was really like. I dont know much about either of those cases either, but from what I gathered they both were a bunch of shit. Scam jobs....
 

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