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Michael Jackson jokes

 
 
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Reply Thu 9 Jul, 2009 07:00 pm
God damn.

Some of yall really need to pull the stick out of your asses.

it is a JOKE.

people act offended as if they KNEW the man. Rolling Eyes

drama queens.
Maybe I need to hand out crowns..
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Reply Thu 9 Jul, 2009 07:04 pm
gimme one?....puhleeeeze
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Reply Thu 9 Jul, 2009 07:05 pm
the worst part is the jokes suck, only about two have made me laugh

Q: Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15?
A: “It’s when the big hand touches the little hand”
(technically he died at around noon, but it wasn't officially announced until around 3:15)

Farrah got to Heaven and God told her he would grant her one wish. Farrah wished for all the children of the world to be safe. Sooo..........
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Reply Thu 9 Jul, 2009 08:28 pm
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fuck michael jackson, yeah i fuckign said it.


Fairenough, you have an opinion.

Quote:
jesus christ, are we worshipping perverts here?


Not at all fair, Ogionik. You simply do not have enough knowledge to cast so serious an opinion.
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Reply Thu 9 Jul, 2009 11:21 pm
hingehead wrote:

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You have no respect as you show none!


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Nice logic - you show no sense of humour so you have none?

And I'd be quite happy for people to make jokes about me when I die - I won't care, I'll be dead.

If you want to troll around looking for things to be offended by why not go to an abbattoir,
a neo nazi picnic or a nudist colony? Leave us to wallow in our juvenile mire.

Yeah, ya gotta look out for those colonists;
thay r much worse than those nazis; especially those new ones, or the juvenile ones.
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Reply Fri 10 Jul, 2009 12:25 am
David, your flagrant stupidity to continues to amaze me.

a) You're inability to use the quote functionality indicates that I uttered the assinine comments at the bottom of your post.

b) You appear to be referring to 'colonists' in a disparaging tone, this runs counter to your recent 'I'm proud to be American' posts as I'm fairly sure that the Mayflower voyagers were colonists.

c) Using bold on words does not add meaning, it merely indicates that you have a particular definition of those words in mind - and for some reason you never see fit to impart what it might be.

d) In short sir, you are a twat.
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Reply Fri 10 Jul, 2009 03:40 am
hingehead wrote:

David, your flagrant stupidity to continues to amaze me.

a) You're inability to use the quote functionality indicates that I uttered the assinine comments at the bottom of your post.

b) You appear to be referring to 'colonists' in a disparaging tone, this runs counter to your recent 'I'm proud to be American' posts as I'm fairly sure that the Mayflower voyagers were colonists.

c) Using bold on words does not add meaning, it merely indicates that you have a particular definition of those words in mind - and for some reason you never see fit to impart what it might be.

d) In short sir, you are a twat.

All in good fun, Unhingedhead. (U r a very serious alien.) (Maybe a dour one)
Your flagrant stupidity disabled u from recognizing the innocent humor.

To explain it to u:
it was joking that the colonists (the nudists) were harmless
relative to the new nazis to whom u referred.

I am anti-authoritarian and anti-collectivist, but I bare no ill will toward the nudists.

(I can 't help myself; I crack me up!!!!!) ( sometimes, anyway! )

( like now ) (MULTIPLE chuckles)
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Reply Fri 10 Jul, 2009 02:30 pm
JTT wrote:

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fuck michael jackson, yeah i fuckign said it.


Fairenough, you have an opinion.


Careful Ogionik. I have found that it has become quite dangerous to do something as audacious as express an opinion on A2K.
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Reply Fri 10 Jul, 2009 04:10 pm
Wislo, lighten up! Everyone can express their opinions and everyone can disagree! God Bless America, etc!
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Reply Fri 10 Jul, 2009 08:01 pm
NickFun wrote:

Wislo, lighten up! Everyone can express their opinions and everyone can disagree! God Bless America, etc!


I thought so up until the last couple of weeks, but it has become patently clear that I was mistaken.
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Reply Sat 11 Jul, 2009 11:57 am
whoever started this should so go fuck themselves
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Reply Sat 11 Jul, 2009 12:08 pm
why?
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Reply Sat 11 Jul, 2009 12:19 pm
you first jerk off..
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Reply Sat 11 Jul, 2009 12:19 pm
I heard they were going to melt MJ's body and make plastic toys so kids can play with HIM for a change..
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Reply Sat 11 Jul, 2009 02:49 pm
shewolfnm wrote:

I heard they were going to melt MJ's body and make plastic toys so kids can play with HIM for a change..


Oh that's good!
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Reply Sat 11 Jul, 2009 02:50 pm
kishia44 wrote:

whoever started this should so go fuck themselves


I'm with shewolfnm. Pull the stick out of your ass.
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Reply Sat 11 Jul, 2009 04:54 pm
Maybe Kishia44 was just saying that she's/he's finished with the stick and somebody else can use it now.
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Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2009 10:07 pm
Yes I am and I took a course on Truth and REASON. Reason itself is constant, there are only varying degrees of success when attempting it. Logic and reason are one and the same. From that course I also learnt of the fallacy of equivocation, which you have committed. This is when you use a word to mean two different things, then treat them the same. Reason, another word for logic, is clearly different from "a reason". I facepalmed myself a) because you suggested that logic itself, which is the core structure beneath all existence as you know it, is ambiguous and b) because you committed that horrific equivocation, without even knowing that you had done so.
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Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2009 10:08 pm
Haha, that's the kind of thing that I'm requiring at the moment.
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Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2009 10:11 pm
kishia44 wrote:

whoever started this should so go fuck themselves


At your service!
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