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Dr. Dr.

 
 
Post: # 391,487
View Profile dyslexia
 
Reply Sun 5 Oct, 2003 08:26 pm
A guy comes home from work feeling bad about the day's
activities.
He lays down on the couch and ponders his actions.
Like most of us,
his conscience has two voices; that of his good moral
side and that
of his mischievous side. While staring at the ceiling,
a voice in his head says
"don't worry about it, a lot of doctors have sex with
their patients."
The man tosses and turns in reflection of his actions.
Again the voice says
"don't worry about it, a lot of doctors have sex with
their patients."
Feeling somewhat relieved, the man begins to relax and
feel better about
himself at which time another voice in his head says,
"but you're a veterinarian."
 
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Reply Sun 5 Oct, 2003 08:56 pm
Smile
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Post: # 391,528
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Reply Sun 5 Oct, 2003 09:11 pm
Laughing
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Post: # 391,576
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Reply Sun 5 Oct, 2003 10:30 pm
She was as lovely as a picnic morning on a Chicago summer's day, and even the flock of flies and gnats that permeated her immediate environment, even the tiny, crystalline beads of sweat that gathered and ran slowly off the tip of her Romn nose, even the ambience of stale, cheap beer, Lifebouy soap, charcoal starter, and Campbell's Pork and Beans, even all of that was not enough to keep Joe from noticing that Lucrezia was one hell of a woman, and a pretty fair first baseperson, too.
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Reply Sun 5 Oct, 2003 11:28 pm
Off to the Pocanos with you both. You should take this act on the road.
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2003 03:53 am
Moooo-ooo-oo-oo-oooooo!!!!!! : O)
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Post: # 391,722
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2003 04:27 am
At least he wasn't a pediatrician.
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Post: # 391,761
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2003 04:52 am
or a colo-rectal surgeon
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2003 04:55 am
I once knew of a colo-rectal surgeon whose name was Dr. Finger!

We used to call my mom's doc "The Rear Admiral"!
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2003 10:37 am
That's nothing.

My husband used to have an uncle in Louisiana who was a doctor. His name was Richard Dickey. That's right, Dick Dickey, the gynecologist.

No, I didn't make that up.
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Post: # 392,151
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2003 10:38 am
I can just hear his line now . . .

Dick Dicey at your cervix . . .
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2003 10:25 pm
Ooooooh....
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2003 10:27 pm
Dr, Dr, give me the news, I've got a bad case of lovin you....
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2003 12:16 am
I have a breast specialist (cos of me family history of breast cancer) - she is also, as it happens, a bowel specialist.

I couldn't resist it - the second time I saw her I had to say it - "So, you're a tits and bums girl, eh?"

I like her - she laughed uproariously - apparently no other patient had quite dared to say it before.
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2003 01:14 am
hahaha! You're too funny bunny :-D
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Reply Sun 26 Oct, 2003 12:33 pm
Setanta wrote:
I can just hear his line now . . .

Dick Dicey at your cervix . . .


hahahahha
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