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Last night, I kicked my wife - hard

 
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jun, 2009 05:59 pm

It keeps the scurvy away.
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Reply Sat 13 Jun, 2009 05:59 pm
spendius wrote:
Burning the toast is all I ever get and the smoke alarm having to be wafted with a tea towel. And that's only once every ten years or so.

Tell me you're still not using the same toaster. Surely, it's another by now.

The darn things only seem to last a couple of years these days.
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Reply Sat 13 Jun, 2009 06:06 pm
No. Planned obsolesence is an urban phenomenom. I'm a rural person.
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Reply Sat 13 Jun, 2009 07:34 pm
Scurvy oranges.
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Reply Sat 13 Jun, 2009 07:39 pm

Did your wife defend herself ?
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Reply Sat 13 Jun, 2009 08:06 pm
She was in too much pain to fight back.
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