We've got pig launchers all over the place around here, but nothing for penguins. I kind of visualize an inner tube, a forked tree, and a happy looking pig. Sadly. . . .
penguin poop is great for country gentleman corn and ever-bearing strawberries. I collect it in 1 cubic ft bags that I spread on top on the garden in early december but be sure to water it in well. works pretty well for zucchini as well.
Well, it's so obvious. There are penguins on Mars on the ice cap and their poop is lighter than the Martian air and there's not enough gravity to hold the excretion from racing into space. Don't go outside tonight.
My beloved is from Mars although I confess show does not look like a penguin she was taught by them in Catholic school after which I had the distinct pleasure of undoing.