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Southern Party will be re-founded

 
 
View Profile Albii
 
Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 08:25 am
Hey! I heard that Southern Party supporting states’ rights will be soon newly founded in southern states of America. You know, it got dissolved in 2003 but soon will get active again. As before, the party aims at secession of southern states from the US. The principal difference of the new party goes that it will be registered not only in the four states as before (Florida, Georgia, Texas, Virginia), but already nine of them (Oklahoma, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Tennessee). This makes almost the entire Dixie! Also as before the headquarters will be in Texas and it will be headed by Chuck Norris who’s been struggling for secession of Texas for quite long. This sounds like it won’t take ‘em long to declare independence. I’m not from Texas and not even an American but I trust in Chuck!
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Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 08:34 am
mr. norris big in the russia is he, vladimir?
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Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 08:37 am
Yeah! Just wait until Chuck opens up a can of whup-ass on you non-Texan, non-Americans! He'll arm wrestle you sissy boys right back into your Frenchy closets and then he'll lock the damn door and pave over your country with American flags!!!!!
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Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 08:53 am
Yee Haa! I just bought me a new party dress to celebrate:

http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/ADVG/649~Scarlett-O-Hara-Posters.jpg
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Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 09:00 am
More bad news for the GOP? (ebrown chuckles...)
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Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 01:19 pm
hey! did ya hear that party that's been supporting the huffing of gas fumes is gonna be on the ballot in the states of Delusion, Folie à deux, Denial and Echolalia !

gosh, oh golly. Chucky Cheese will lead us to the promised land, Praise God!
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Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 01:26 pm
Hey, clown . . . you misspelled alibi.

I suppose we should be grateful for some progress. The idiot finally admits that he's not an American. As though we didn't already know . . .
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Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 02:25 pm
Setanta wrote:

I suppose we should be grateful for some progress. The idiot finally admits that he's not an American. As though we didn't already know . . .


damned jerry lewis!
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Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 03:38 pm
Southern Comfort is a bourbon whiskey based fruit and spice liqueur produced since 1874. It is made from a blend of bourbon whiskey, mango, orange, grape, vanilla, beetroot, sugar, and cinnamon flavors.[citation needed] The Brown-Forman Corporation owns the Southern Comfort brand.

Southern Comfort is available as 100 US proof (50% alcohol by volume), 80 US proof (40% alcohol by volume), 70 US proof (35% alcohol by volume) and 42 US proof (21% alcohol by volume). Southern Comfort Reserve, is a blend of Southern Comfort and 6-year-old bourbon and is 80 proof. Outside of the Americas, Southern Comfort is distilled in Fox & Geese, just outside Dublin City, Ireland.
Southern Comfort is reported to have bean a favorite of Janis Joplin. I tried it once but found it's hospitality to be over-rated so I went home to New Mexico where I continue to await La Raza to rise again and retake the 7 cities of gold (Reno/Las Vegas/Phoenix/Scottsdale/San Diego/Yuma/Los Alamos.
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Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 03:56 pm
good, dys. cuz them danged La Razas is trying to break up this here United States of 'Merica.

and that there is TREASON!!
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Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 04:14 pm


you know they say Chuck Norris is so tough theres no chin under his beard....there is only another fist
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