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Thu 4 Jun, 2009 07:32 am
I been workin' on this Jesus stuff for quite a while now. I been puttin' a lot of rug time on my knees, just a prayin' up a storm!
So, how come i ain't got that new X-box yet?
you sound like my children.
So they're pretty religiously devout, too, huh?
Are you sure he is not one of your kids?
Maybe you should check any other computer in the household<grin>!
Jesus told me to tell you that he wants you to wait for the Playstation 4 because it is going to be totally awesome.
Wow . . . i mean . . . wow . . . i'm just speechless . . .
Ya see . . . ya see . . . Jesus
does love me . . .
Oh Lord,
Won't ya buy me
A Mercedes-Benz
My friends all drive Porches
I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime
No help from my friends . . .
Jesus got your back, bro!
boomerang wrote:
Jesus told me to tell you that he wants you to wait for the Playstation 4 because it is going to be totally awesome.
Well crap.
Jesus just sent me the X-box.
sloppy seconds again.
I remember when I had a thing for an older guy named Eddie. I recall standing under the grape arbor in Virginia and praying that things would work out for the better. God heard my prayer. They didn't work out.
Setanta wrote:So, how come i ain't got that new X-box yet?
Your mistake is having pissed off all of the holy rollers here. Too many people saying, "God Damn that Setanta!"
That God can be right slick, Miss Lettybettyhettygetty. Some times, the worst thing that can happen to you is getting what you want.
Quote:So, how come i ain't got that new X-box yet?
Maybe you should have left off the 8 paragraphs of historical notes about prayer practices in the time of Charlemange.
I used to pray for a new bicycle. But then I realized that it doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bicycle, and now I just pray for forgiveness.
Cycloptichorn
You stole that from somebody else . . . i don't recall who it was, but that ain't original material.
Setanta wrote:
You stole that from somebody else . . . i don't recall who it was, but that ain't original material.
I'm praying that you will forgive me
Cycloptichorn
Might be because God knows you are supposed to only ask for a saint for intercession, and not speak directly to Jesus. That privilege is reserved for Protestants.
I pray that only my prayers will be answered. Don't worry. I will be nice to the rest of ya.
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