rap battles

Oiy Badman! brodie!
I am the slickest far beyond the quickest
look out for my boys we are the sickest
my mind is like a dictionary, but you is just a fictionary bitchinary missionary, when i feel the bass betweens my feet, i go sick to the beat, you stop and freeze as you see your mamma's head inbetween my knees! now please,i will sneeze, im allergic to you, you are my allergies put in human form, sitting there at your computer screen looking like a gorm
so say you go sick and ruthless, rude boy, i'll make you toothless, you think you is a bad man saying you can run in, see how scared you get when i stick my mother fucking gun in! you can block the sun in, but i wont stop shining, and blinding you ready, go cuddle your teddy, because it's about as much love you'll get from uncle eddy, who gives a shit when you say you wait at the hospital, ill take you back to nursery when you said hospical, oh wait you still do, don't let me get philosophical because i am indestructable, you try an slice me with ice tea what the fuck, you about as wack as wiley, now fuck off bringing you shit excuse for abuse, ill stick you face up the back end of your mars moose!

you may be slick n quick, but you sure can suck dick
oh man this is gonna make you sick
your style is generic mines authentic made i role smooth like a renigay you completely gay, you call yourself the dictionary you just called yourself a nerd, while your mom just took that turd and threw it at your face, she wants you outta her place, her face, never go to her grave, shit you dont even have to pray, now look whos sitting there lookin like a gorm, thinking or man this guys a prik, thats ok i dont give a frik becuz i just gave your mom a lick, now you look and you realize now your penitrized, paralyzed, once you looked in my eyes, its ok dont cry, here ill get you a tissue, cuz ima really miss you

u hook me up to a I.V ill hook u up to were i pee
dont u c boy ill play you like a toy, first u bouncin up and down sayin boom goes my life, lets get this staright son cuz thisll feel like a tone, if u become tough like a g, u wont have to use a knife, than ul wont have to mess with me because im the greatest MC just like MC hammer, only thing different is my rhymes are more jammer, u say u like nash but make more cash, well tell u wut man, u betta make a dash, becuz theres one and ill make anoda slash, in yo ass unless u pass and keep walkin, and shut yo mouth wit duh talkin, dat all u r boi like i told u ill play with u like a toy, unless u dont wanna play so ima end dis shit with a fuck u and have a nice day