phones

I traded in my old cell phone yesterday. So far, I have tried to use the new one several times, without success.

I too have a cell phone, I have never figured out how to use it. It sits on the kitchen counter next to the micro-wave.

I only let myself get talked into having one in case my wife has trouble when I'm away from home.

I am only a social mobile phone user....


And cordlesses kind of suck.


Actually, I hate the telephone.

Work has destroyed it for me as an item of pleasure.

Now, like Dotty Parker, I can only think "What fresh hell is this?" whenever it makes its awful sounds.

I don't mind phones at all It's the people who call me to whom I object!

Didn't you know, Edgar? You're required to take a course when you buy one. It says so it the fine print of the Terms and Conditions.

ET ... phone home!