The naked truth about A2K shenanigans!

Why is the alphabet in the order it is?
Is it because of that song?

Francis then regaled me with the tale…

That Gus worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when one day he confessed to Jane that he had a terrible compulsion! He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

Jane suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but Gus indicated that he would be too embarrassed, and vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day, a few weeks later, Gus showed up and he was ashen. Jane could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong dearest Gus?" she asked with obvious concern.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Gus, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."

"My God, Gus, what happened?"
"I got fired."

"No, Gus. I mean, what happened to the pickle slicer?"










"Oh... She got fired too."


In the next nail biting episode…

Will Gus Toffgaz who is as Gil T. Azell finally get a Drew Peacock Eric Shun or is it Emma Roids?

Eve O'Lution from Ellie Noise, reveals Dan Gleebitz Dawn Keebals, Doug Graves Don Thatt Craven Moorehead, Betty Humpser Buster Cherry, Dick Gozinia Danielle Soloud; Didi Reelydoit… Darrell B. Moore…

Mr. Schrivalup Andropov visits Dr. Grant Stevens, who is a board-certified plastic surgeon and the Medical Director of Marina Plastic Surgery Associates, serving the needs of Los Angeles, Long Beach, Pasadena, and Beverly Hills plastic surgery patients. He specializes in cosmetic plastic surgery and has been named one of America's Best Physicians in "The Guide to Top Doctors."

Top Doc... Granted!


....http://www.marinaplasticsurgery.com/cv.cfm

Yes, MsOlga, Gustav dropped us like a hot potato just because he finally found
someone to shag around with. I's say, get his pickle sliced off and feed it to
the vultures.

Yes, indeed, Jane! The vultures!

Traitor!

Deserter!

Evil hussy!





(If you're reading this, Gus & you actually have found True Lurv, half your luck! I'm delighted for you. Enjoy! )

Well!

“Traitor!

Deserter!

Evil hussy! ”

Too kind; but enough about my curriculum vitae.



Thanks Miss Olga for killing this thread and thus saving it from the ignominy of being overtaken by:

How can I prolong the shelf life of a tomato?


Oh boy; did I take some stick for the following sentence:

‘Will Gus Toffgaz who is as Gil T. Azell finally get a Drew Peacock Eric Shun or is it Emma Roids?

Eve O'Lution from Ellie Noise, reveals Dan Gleebitz Dawn Keebals, Doug Graves Don Thatt Craven Moorehead, Betty Humpser Buster Cherry, Dick Gozinia Danielle Soloud; Didi Reelydoit… Darrell B. Moore…’

Normally I can rely on Wandel to pass by and translate my scribings for the mass market; unfortunately he has had the good sense to see the inherent danger of being seen in this thread - and therefore; even though I’m not in any sense trained in Babylonian haruspicy, I do know that the sentence is made from the names found in the phone book, and when spoken (as opposed to read) forms an entirely different meaning.

For example:

‘Will Gus Toffgaz who is as Gil T. Azell’

Could be pronounced; Will Gust of gas, who is as guilty as hell…

Likewise: ‘Eve O'Lution from Ellie Noise, reveals Dan Gleebitz =’

Evolution from Illinois, reveals dangly bits…

Get my drift! Sheesh! Do I gotta explain it one more time…Explaining a joke is like dissecting a toad; a messy business and the toad always croaks.


Whilst on vacation I spied a voluptuous A2K member…..NO! Not the fat one.



I tried to engage her in convivial conversation, but due to excessive drool had to withdraw quiet swiftly after she threatened to call the cops. For the life of me; I can’t remember her name.

Any Ideas?

Eli eli lamma lamma sabachthani!