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Lucky us - free hand sanitizer at work!

 
 
View Profile Linkat
 
Reply Fri 1 May, 2009 02:15 pm
Due to the Novel Flu Virus (newly named for political correctness for pigs), my workplace is giving us free of charge, hand santizer on Monday for our personal use!

We can't get pens, but we are getting Hand sanitizer - yea for us!
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View Profile George
 
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Reply Fri 1 May, 2009 03:05 pm
The current joke at The Widget Factory is about a contracts weasel who
used a hand sanitizer and suddenly disappeared.
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Reply Fri 1 May, 2009 03:35 pm
So.....

I suppose now we can expect an extra boost of sanitizer resistant microbes.
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View Profile roger
 
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Reply Fri 1 May, 2009 05:34 pm
Cool. Now you can sanitize your hands each time you borrow the one remaining functional ball point pen.
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Reply Fri 1 May, 2009 06:17 pm
Their lawyers probably told them to do that to absolve them from any liability should someone in the office get the flu, come to work sick and spread it to others.


View Profile George
 
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Reply Fri 1 May, 2009 09:41 pm
There is a corporate fiat that those returning from Mexico must work at home
for seven days before entering the plant.
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Reply Fri 1 May, 2009 10:33 pm
In San Diego, we have 2 city schools closed for solid 2 weeks due to one outbreak
each. My daughter is hoping that her school will be closed too....*sigh*
View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 2 May, 2009 03:13 am
CalamityJane wrote:

In San Diego, we have 2 city schools closed for solid 2 weeks due to one outbreak
each. My daughter is hoping that her school will be closed too....*sigh*


As would any decent red-blooded kid!!!
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Reply Sat 2 May, 2009 04:46 am
Hand sanitizers make good charcoal lighter fluid, you can pour a big glob of the alcohol based ones into the center of your pile of charcoal and it lights quickly without any of the disagreeable kerosene odor
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View Profile Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 2 May, 2009 04:48 am
You're up early, Bubba . . .
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Reply Sat 2 May, 2009 04:53 am
yeh, fuckin lambs need bottles and the wife took off for a Sheep SHow in Maryland. Im running the farm.

If I knew what I know now about this outfit, Ida never joined up.
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Reply Sat 2 May, 2009 04:54 am
ABER--I have all the free hand sanitizer I need from Jeffers Vet SUpply. They give this shit out for free to good customers.


AND I got this neat ballcap to boot!
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View Profile Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 2 May, 2009 04:57 am
I joined the Army. That cured me of bein' a "joiner" for life.
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Reply Sat 2 May, 2009 05:04 am
What, you were never on a bowling team out there in the heartland?
View Profile Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 2 May, 2009 06:36 am
I bowl about as well as you type . . .
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Reply Sat 2 May, 2009 09:05 am
yeh but I can Park in the Handicapped spot.
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View Profile Linkat
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2009 02:51 pm
Well I came into work this morning and there it was my bottle of free hand sanitizer. The odd thing was it was filled to the top - others had theirs and all of those were filled to the top.

The bottle says meets CDC Handwashing recommendations. and fresh scent so I had to use it and see (rather smell) the fresh scent myself - it smells like crap or like alcohol. I looked at the ingredients and the only active ingredient is ethyl alcohol at 66.5%. I figure good so as the days progesses and it gets bad here at least I have some alcohol for relief.

It does say it is flammable too so there is also potential there as well.
View Profile aperson
 
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Reply Fri 8 May, 2009 05:44 am
In our school we have hand sanitizer dispensers in the dining hall AND in the ICT lab.
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View Profile Miller
 
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Reply Sun 17 May, 2009 09:10 am
Linkat wrote:

Due to the Novel Flu Virus (newly named for political correctness for pigs), my workplace is giving us free of charge, hand santizer on Monday for our personal use!

We can't get pens, but we are getting Hand sanitizer - yea for us!


Do you get soap too??
View Profile ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 17 May, 2009 09:26 am
It's the Victoria Day long weekend here. On Friday, we had pizza and cheesecake supplied by management.

I give a guy who works in the same building a ride to and from work. As we were leaving on Friday I asked what they got for the long weekend. Hand sanitizer. Ahh, perfect way to celebrate a birthday.
 

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